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Carrie

You can stay, but your pants have to go...

About Me

Ok, this is like writing an obituary about myself. Oddly creepy and disturbing... But alright, I'll play along... Or maybe not.

My Interests

Photography, theater/theatre (whatever), music, traveling, cards, gambling (no, not for big money and not all that often), fishing, hockey (watching), boxing (watching- but I'll punch a sucka), Jack Daniels, firearms and just having fun- you know, nothing too serious...
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Oh you know, zoo animals. I think they need friends. Jeez, what a crazy thing to ask. People- would like to meet people!

Music:

Voda! And I like anything from Mozart to Metallica. *the only exception is country- unless the lyrics are DAMN funny.

Movies:

Syd and Nancy, Bad News, This is Spinal Tap, The Machinist, Secretary, Shawshank Redemption, American History X, The Commitments, Repo Man, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Pecker, Better of Dead, Shaun of the Dead, All the Evil Deads and Army of Darkness, Ok-ok pretty much anything with Dead in the title, Bubba Ho-Tep (Yes, you have sensed a Bruce Campbell fan), Die Mommie Die, Pumpkin, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Open Water, The Devil's Backbone, The Devil's Rejects, Kill Bill (both), Resevior Dogs, Hero, Japenese horror films and pretty much all horror movies- even the horribly cheesy ones. The last one I saw that I absolutely loved had motorcycles, kung-fu fighting and vampires set in Thailand. Sorry, can't remember the name- I was too enthralled. Simply AMAZING!

Television:

The Young Ones, Big Love, The Wire, The Sopranos, Dead Like Me, Lost, Wire in the Blood (BBC), Project Runway

Books:

My favorite book is Escardy Gap- in fact I am kicking around the idea of adapting it for the stage... (Yes, I actually listen, Timothy- and you might- might be right). However, Stephen King is my absolute favorite author. (Big damn suprise, huh?) However, I read pretty much anything- nonfiction, poetry, drama- and yes, even cereal boxes. Cookbooks have a tendency to piss me off- what the f@%! does "parboil" mean?

Heroes:

Jimmy Hoffa- he's very mysterious and elusive.

My Blog

Its all speculation...

Moving to Belize sounds really good today.  Or Croatia.  Or Iran.  Or Antarctica.  I'm not picky.  Well, ok, I am.  Fuck you.  Maybe if I sell enough plasma I can s...
Posted by Carrie on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:34:00 PST

How I got home at 6am

Last night: bachelorette party, then another bar, then a party at a frat house, then a small get together.  All of the above are pretty normal- except the frat party.  I have not gone to a f...
Posted by Carrie on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:20:00 PST

So, Are You Working Tonight? (Part II)

I ran into Mr. "So, Are You Working Tonight?" at T.C.'s this evening.  It was so embarrassing to have him hover over me and stare at me while the people I worked with wondered what the hell was u...
Posted by Carrie on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

Fire in the hole!

I had my first small kitchen fire a half hour ago.  It was pretty fun.  I have no idea how I started the damn toaster oven on fire- but I did...  The flames were really pretty- it remin...
Posted by Carrie on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:00:00 PST

Is that a rocket in your pocket...

The worst pick-up line I have ever heard:"I don't want to cheat on my wife.  I just want to know I can..."The best (as in funny- it didn't work... ) pick- up line I have ever heard:"I can't promi...
Posted by Carrie on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST