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About Me


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"a writer lives the sad truth like anyone else. the only difference is, he files a report on it."ummmm. where to really start? ok. so i've put off my "about me" section for quite some time now, so here goes. my name is jeremy. for anyone who knows me, you know i'm pretty chill. i'm a writer by hobby and soon by trade. i love to.... smoke cigarettes alot and i have a running relationship with red bull and jagermeister. of the beer sort, i'm a PBR guy but i love me some hefenweizen and flat tire. in oregon you can get a jug of pbr for a dollar! i'm somewhat opinionated but never forcefully so. i just basically like to hang out with other chill people... i might be a pragmatist, but i'm still working that one out. i love to just talk... and talk and talk and talk. not on the phone though, because i hate phones for the most part (i worked in a call center). i like to read really bad books, god help me but i also love really bad movies (hence the reason that howard the duck is in my top ten). i also like to make crazy little home-made movies and music. i'm no fisher stevens but it's fun and i do it for myself anyway! check out my myspace video's and leave a comment!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone interested in film/writing/books/life.... a young william s. burroughs would also suffice. i'm not really picky... every single one of my friends has something special about them and that's why i like them.

My Blog

_ iphone woes.

i got iPWNED by my iphone (clever, clever).  it started acting up a few days ago.  thought it was fixed and now it's messing up again.  calls are dropping, screen keeps going black, can't answers some...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:50:00 GMT

i'm fucking tired of...

... friends who ALWAYS have an excuse to never hang out. 
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 01:59:00 GMT

_ yet another blow (in a string of terrible occurances)

so.  my ps3 died today.  if you don't know me then you're probably asking yourself ''what's the big deal''?  the big deal is that i use it for pretty much everything.  dvd player:  CHECK.  blu ray pla...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:35:00 GMT

_ EL PUNTO MYSTERIOSO : THE ACCIDENT

EL PUNTO MYSTERIOSO    by Jeremy Balli              I looked out of the window and saw the infinite darkness afront me.  In an...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:16:00 GMT

_ the shadowlands journal.

  so i've decided to make use of my "no money fun" mantra as a way to get out of my house and out into the world (aka california).  i think that, over the past few months, i've gotten compla...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:53:00 GMT

_ evolution of my obama man-crush.

holy smokes!  i better not die between now and november otherwise i will be severely pissed off.  just finished watching the dnc speech, biden knocked it out of the fuckin' park.  he sp...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:14:00 GMT

_ obama and biden

... a dream come true.  how can you live in the united states and NOT be excited about the current presidential elections?  and all angsty derivative drivel about the evils of american consu...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:11:00 GMT

_ hackintosh can suck my ballsackintosh!

ive been tinkering with this thing since about 3:30 and simply can't get it to work.  hacking and exploits are supposed to be fun and exciting and yet i have wasted my entire day working on this ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:57:00 GMT

_ boom-shaka-laka

im writing this randomly because i am VERY bored right now.  it is 8:11 in the evening and i'm sitting on my couch writing a blog..... more like a BLAH-g.  with that said, i haven't had dinn...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:11:00 GMT

_ and the world keeps turning.

that's all there is, i said, after one particularly rough week.  i wondered to myself if someone had put a voodoo hex on me, because things weren't quite where they needed to be.  a modicum ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 22:44:00 GMT