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RoadKillBarbie

About Me

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Hillwalking...again!

Words by Ian. Pictures by Kerri. From car park at Threipmuir Resevior near Balerno we climbed the path South up to the top of west Kip hill. Then along the hilltops East Kip, South Black hills to Scal...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Absolutely gutted

I'm gutted....Davie's gone and I'm the only Assistant Manager at Screwfix in Falkirk now. What can I say? I'm devastated! We all started at the same time and we've all grown so close. Especially Davie...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:18:00 GMT

You Will Need A Boat Slightly Larger Than The One You Are Already In...

After recently observing in one of our daily tabloid newspapers purchased by a colleague of mine (I believe from the food van that comes round at approximately 8:20 and 16:20 every week, Monday to Fr...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:29:00 GMT

Once in a lifetime....

The Beast Of Loch Duich Often mistaken for local myth, this legendary beast is known to have been sited a total of 7 times in one day urinating against the great elder oak tree of Lochalsh. It's fond...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:19:00 GMT

Easter Sunday Shenanigans

Twas a grand Sunday of Easter time, so it was. And me, being the good Catholic girl I am didn't even bother my arse going to chapel but did all this instead! Description of Sunday`s walk: Starti...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:47:00 GMT

The Hound(s) of the Baskervilles

These are my dog bites and scratches (bruising included). Oh what fun! My poor wee black labrador Hammett was attacked by two vicious bastard hell hounds on Thursday and I definately came out the who...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:28:00 GMT

New Tattoo

For those of you that don't know what it is (all of you), it's the constellation Cancer. No, I don't have cancer and I'm not in space...my starsign is Cancer and I'm spaced out.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:58:00 GMT

Coco Pop Challenge 2006

This is me and my local shopkeep with a box of coco pops (it's a picture which is why the writing's backwards, not some 'rare collector's edition' of coco pops). Kenny said he bought coco pops, I said...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:59:00 GMT

Microwave Massacre

I came back from the gym, was relaxing with a nice wee pot of Ambrosia Creamed Rice (soooooo yum), and there's a chap at the door....who politely knocked. Some dodgy lookin geezer with crutches wanti...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 13:25:00 GMT

For all you budding drain spotters out there (I mean YOU, Kenif!)

Fresh from Boston, MA. A Series 3F Pumpernickel Model c.1973. Please take note of the fine 'mesh like' working on the metal. Spectacular.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:47:00 GMT