Natasha - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm brilliant, that's all you need to know.
Really, though. I'm quite boring. I never say anything witty or sarcastic because, well, honestly, I'm a little too dumb to come up with anything quickly. It takes me hours to process some thoughts, like which hand is right and which is left. That's ok, though. My friends still love me. Although they don't know that I really don't like them. But ssshhh, that's our little secret.
My friends' little brothers tend to think I'm the shit, which, in turn, makes me the shit.
When I grow up, I plan on moving to Australia since there seem to be a lot of hot men there. If that doesn't work out, I will move to LA and stalk gorgeous celebrities. Say hello if you see me! I might call you for bail money.

My Interests

obsessing over celebrities, procrastinating, buying shoes, reading, eating mexican food, discovering awesomely new music, eating food in general

I'd like to meet:

Bradley Whitford, without a doubt, and Rasputin. Even though he's dead. And was evil. Simon Baker, Hugh Jackman, Dan Quayle, Martin Sheen, Queen Elizabeth, Cher, Julia Child and Lil Flip. In that order. Well, maybe not Queen Elizabeth... or Cher, now that I think about it. I'm sorry, what was the question again?

Music:

Aerosmith. All-American Rejects. Audioslave. Avril Lavigne. Backstreet Boys - the old stuff. Bon Jovi. Coldplay. Franz Ferdinand. The Fray. Goo Goo Dolls. Jack Johnson. John Mayer. Juliana Theory. Justin Timberlake. Kelly Clarkson. The Killers. KT Tunstall. Lifehouse. Maroon 5. Michael Buble. Phantom Planet. Relient K. Rooney. Stephen Speaks. U2.

Movies:

Something New. Saved!. Life As A House.

Television:

CSI, Monk, Psych, Law & Order: SVU, House, Saved By The Bell, The West Wing

Books:

too many

Heroes:

Paris Hilton. No, really. She's super famous. And what has she done? NOTHING. Except, ya know, expressed... her inner passion. In nightvision.