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About Me

I'm smart.
-*SaM* says:
ur mum says HI
-jack says:
yeah i just spoke to her.
-jack says:
your sister isn't sayin anythin coz her mouth is stuffed with my dong.
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-*SaM* says:
wer the FUCK r u
-jack says:
oh fuck, now im shit scared. i'll just tell you then.
-jack says:
ok. go upstairs, and look in your mums bed.
-jack says:
thats where i am.
(That's why i kick a lot of ass.)
Quality shit.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Slipknot

Look at this shit. People do this name shit seriously.
Suckmynuts
S is for Sweet
U is for Unforgettable
C is for Chic
K is for Kinky
M is for Mellow
Y is for Young
N is for Neat
U is for Unreal
T is for Talented
S is for Sweet What Does Your Name Mean?

My Interests

music, playing bass, ouzo, going to concerts.. playing rugby... watching Family Guy

Sports.

I fucking love Transformers. I used to watch it all the time as a kid. It's fucking awesome. You know, just looking at the motorway... seeing some cars n shit driving along, you know, all cool, BAM, motherfucker truck just turned into a big robot bitch and starts beating the shit out of a plane. How can you beat that? You can't. Fuck no. The movie better be fucking good.

Optimus Prime.

I'd like to meet:

The blokes that made this... fucking great.

"You obese fat motherfuckin' bitch fat heap of fuckin' shit."

Quality shit.

Music:

lots of shit.. uhhh... punk, rock, metal, speed metal, thrash metal, black metal... all the other types of metal, some jazz.. cool shit. but not pop. pop blows. uhhh..favourite shit is: slayer, biffy clyro, sepultura, lamb of god, muse,the cure, bring me the horizon, korn (old shit), system of a down, rhcp, millencolin, less than jake, slipknot (old shit) we are scientists, bloc party, alkaline trio, NoFX, transplants, flyleaf, coheed and cambria, chimaira, metallica (old shit), dream theater, rage against the machine, dj starscream, fatboy slim, further seems forever, goldie lookin chain, HIM, interpol, kut u up, the misfits, murderdolls, mudvayne, placebo, the prodigy, queens of the stone age,incubus, rancid, radiohead, satyricon, skindred, .. pretty much everything.. cept pop. which is gay.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, American History X, Rambo, The Crow, Apocalypse Now, Battle Royale.. all cool shit..

Television:

Transformers uhh... Family Guy, Southpark, Dirty Sanchez, Strutter, Peter Kay's live shit, Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere, Phoenix Nights, Alan Partridge, Two Pints Of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Shameless, The Fast Show, Bo Selecta..

Books:

...good shit?

Heroes:

Optimus Prime
Starscream
Big K...