I LIKE : THE COLD SIDE OF THE PILLOW, DUCKLINGS, MONKEY BUSINESS, WATERFALLS, QUADS, THE UNEXPECTED, COLD PILLOWS, CONTROLLING THE SITUATION, HAVING MAN SKILLS, D.I.Y., MY MAN TAN, OUTDOOR LIVING, THE SMOKING BAN, RIBENA & ORANGE LUCOZADE, SAYERS CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS, 70's DISCO, THIS WEB SITE(www.insultmonger.com/swearing/index.htm) TELLS YOU HOW TO SWEAR IN 180 LANGUAGES!, TRAVELLING, FAST CARS, WOMEN, ALAN PARTRIDGE, FRIENDS, FAMILY, SINKING A FEW BEERS, BEING 'THE MAN', HAVING A KICK ROUND, SOCIALISING, WATCHING RAFA'S ARMY DOING SOMEONE OVER, WALKIN ON THE WIDE SIDE, SNOOK'S, BEING A LEADER - NOT A FOLLOWER, GETTIN SMASHED WITH THE LADS, UNIQUNESS, WHEN A GIRL WALKS PAST YA AND U CAN SMELL HER FIT PURFUME, THE FINER THINGS, HARIBO SUPER MIX, THE SMELL OF PETROL, SYMPATHY, FLYING, SKIING, GADGETS, COUNTDOWN, FATHER TED, 90'S DANCE TUNES, EATING SHITE WHEN IM PISSED, AUSTRALIA, BREAKFAST IN BED, WEEING IN THE SEA, MEERKATS, BARGAINS, CHAMP MANAGER, CURRENT AFFAIRS, WALKING ON THE WILD SIDE, QUIZ NIGHTS, LADYBIRDS, SUMMER, LIVE BANDS, DRIVING FAST, HOTTIES WITH THOSE OVER KNEE SOCKS ON, THE FITTY WHO WORKS IN THE NEWSAGENTS IN WOOLTON VILLAGE, BEING A CUNT, TAKING THE PISS OUTTA MY MATES, McCOYS STEAK CRISPS, CUDDLES, SCALETRIX, SUPER SOAKERS, MY NAN'S SCOUSE, ROAST DINNERS, VODKA, THE GYM, HOT TOWELS, MODO 2-4-1 COCKTAILS, GOING DANCING, LIES IN, LONG WALKS, WOMEN, CATS, MEETING NEW PEOPLE, FOOTBALL, TREND SETTING, SKY DIVING, SUNSETS, PLAYSTATION, ROCKY, SHOES, AL PACINO, GIRLS WITH LONG HAIR, NEW THINGS, CASH, CASINOS, DAY-DREAMING, BEING IN A GOOD MOOD, PARTIES, LAUGHING, ATTENTION, MATCH OF THE DAY, WINNING, TOP GEAR, THE BEACH, POKER, ROAD TRIPS WITH MY MATES, POLAR BEARS, BBQ's, GOOD HAIRCUTS, PARTICIPATING IN EXTREME SPORTS, COOKING, BROOKSIDE, AIR GUITAR, BOILED EGGS WITH SOLDIERS, SINGING LOUDLY ON MY OWN, MAKING SHAPES OUT OF CLOUDS, EYE-CANDY, POWER SHOWERS, TELLING USELESS FACTS, GO-KARTS, PUB-FOOD, FIRE WORKS, EASTER EGGS, ITALIAN MAFIA, SEX, JEREMY CLARKSON, FARTING, BEER GARDENS ON SUNNY DAYS, THE SMELL WHEN YOU BLOW A MATCH OUT, HP SAUCE, SALT N VINEGAR SQUARE CRISPS, HEIGHTS, MUCHO SPONDULAS, WILLY WONKA, BREAKFAST IN BED, DRUNKEN CONVERSATIONS, FISH N CHIPS AND TOM SAUCE, ENJOYING MY SUCCESS, SMOOTH FM, SQUIRRELS, FOG, CAHTRINE JENKINS, BITS IN MY ORANGE JUICE, REMEMEBERING THINGS IVE FORGOTTEN, SKY+, ALTON TOWERS, SINGING DRUNKILY TO CHESSEY POP MUSIC IN SEEDY PUBS ............................................................
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........................................ I DONT LIKE : PEOPLE WHO GET THE LIFT ONE FLOOR, MEN WHO WEAR ALL WHITE, WOMEN READING MAPS, WANNABE GAY LADS IN SKINNY JEANS, POOFTER FOOTBALLERS, WHO ARE PAID 100K A WEEK TO FALL OVER...BE A MAN, SAD LITTLE TARTS AND THEIR CLING-ON MATES WHO LIVE LIFE BY MEMORISING THE PEOPLE THEY SAW IN SOCIETY EVERY SAT NIGHT & OBSESSING ABOUT WHO THEIR EX BOYFRIEND IS WITH NOW, QUICHE, FAG-HAGS, TAXI DRIVERS TAKING THE PISS & DRIVING YOU ROUND THE HOUSES TO GET TO WHERE YOU WANNA GO, LADS WHO THROW THEIR SHORTS AND SANDLES ON AS SOON AS THEY SEE A BIT OF BLUE SKY, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY BOUT 10DEGREES, PEOPLE WHO SMELL, FLAT PINTS, THOSE SCALLY 30YR OLD MEN WHO RIDE DOWN TO THE DOLE ON THEIR MOUNTAIN BIKES IN THEIR MINTY LITTLE TRACKIES, PEOPLE WHO DONT PUT THEIR HAND OVER THEIR MOUTH WHEN THEY SNEZZE, GETTING SAND IN UR DRINK AT THE BEACH, JOBS-WORTHS, TOOTH ACHE, FAT GIRLS WHO DESCRIBE THEMSELVES AS 'AVERAGE', YA NOT AVERAGE/FULLER FIGURE/CUDDLY...YA FAT, PEOPLE HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE ACCOUNTS!! PSYCHO EX GIRLFRIENDS, ALKIES / SMACK FIENDS, BAD HAIRCUTS, ANIMAL CRUELTY, NISSAN MICRAS, PEOPLE WHO CUT THEMSELVES FOR ATTENTION, PEOPLE PUTTING 'TXT BK' ON THEIR MSGS, HAYFEVER, FORGETTING WHAT YOU WERE DOING, TERRORISTS, PEOPLE SMOKING, HEAVY METAL GOTH MUSIC, CHAVVED UP VAUXHALL NOVA'S, ITV'S - 'THE MINT', COUNTING UR MONEY AFTER A NIGHT OUT, PEOPLE WHO LITTER, EMOS, THOSE SPOTS IN THE CORNER OF UR NOSE THAT KILL, BUT U CANT BURST THEM, PEOPLE WHO CANT SPELL, THE SUN NEWSPAPER, LOSING MONEY, JUNK MAIL, WALKING HOME TRYING TO GET A TAXI, SCUFFING UR NEW STEPS, BEING AN ANGRY BEAR, GANGS OF GIRLS WHO WEAR FLAT SHOES AND LEGGINGS, SCALLIES WITH THEIR HANDS DOWN THEIR PANTS, MISERABLE PEOPLE, PEOPLE WHO DONT THANK YOU, AFTER YOU HAVE OPENED A DOOR FOR THEM, SCALLIES WITH FIT GIRLS, FAT GIRLS WHO THINK THEY ARE FIT COZ THEY HAVE HAD THEIR HAIR DONE BY SOME PUFF IN TONI AND GUY, PAPER CUTS, ASYLUM SEEKERS, TRAMPS WHO SAY "'CUSE ME MATE, LENDDZZ 40P TO GET THE BUS HOME LAA" (im not your mate, and if im lending you it, when am i gonna get it bk!?), PEOPLE WHO WALK FROM LEFT TO RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU, THEN JUST DECIDE TO STOP SO U WALK INTO THE BACK OF THEM (CUNTS), BEING MOANED AT, PEOPLE WHO STOP AT THE TOP OF AN ESCALATOR UNTIL THEY DECIDE WHAT WAY TO FUCKING GO, WHEN THE PERSON PLAYING DEAL OR NO DEAL TAKES OUT THE 250K AND THEN PRETENDS ITS OKAY, WHEN THEY ARE REALLY GUTTED HAHA, THE FRENCH & THE GERMAN, PEOPLE WHO GET UP ON THE BUS WHEN IT IS GOIN ROUND THE CORNER, AND THEY GET THROWN EVERYWERE, THEN TRY AND BE COOL ABOUT IT, NOT REALISING UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE THAT YOUR NEW WATCH ISNT WATERPROOF, WHEN YOU BUY A COPIED DVD AND IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK, WHEN PEOPLE WRITE "OMG WHATS ONE OF DEM" IN THEIR FAVOURITE BOOKS SECTION, PEOPLE WHO DESCRIBE THEMSELVES AS MAD AND CRAZY, WHEN THEY DONT HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF MSN AND MYSPACE, MUSIC SNOBS, PEOPLE WHO TRY AND PUSH THEIR SHITE POINT OF VIEW ONTO OTHER PEOPLE, FRIGID NO MARKS, PITBULLS, DOGS THAT LOOKS LIKE RATS, AUNT BESSIES YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS, PEOPLE WHO USE THE WORD "RANDOM" ALL OF THE TIME, WHEN IT HAS NO PLACE IN THE CONVERSATION, PEOPOLE WHO START A CONVERSATION ON MSN SAYING "HI" THEN JUST SAY NOTHING ELSE, PEOPLE WHO THINK THE WORLD OWES THEM A LIVING, JEREMY KYLE, PEOPLE WHO INVENT STORIES TO MAKE THEIR LIFE SOUND MORE INTERESTING, CRAP SEX, FAT WOMEN WHO PUT ON THAT HORRIBLE WHINGEY FACE AND PRETEND TO CRY JUST TO TRY AND GET SOME ATTENTION, PEOPLE WHO STAND IN FRONT OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE TRYIN TO WATCH THE MATCH, WOMEN WHO DRINK PINTS, STUDENTS WHO WONT PAY FOR A ROUND AND JUST BUY THEIR OWN DRINKS - SO U ARE STOOD BEHIND BOUT 10 OF EM ALL BUYIN A PINT EACH AND PAYIN FOR IT ON THEIR FUCKIN VISA ELECTRON AND GETTIN 10QUID CASH BACK...CUNTS, MEFFS, JUST MEFFS, PEOPLE WHO WONT BUY A ROUND, OR MOAN ABOUT SAYERS PUTTIN THE PRICE OF THEIR PASTIES UP BY 8 PENCE...GET A LIFE, GRAHAM NORTON
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