Psychoanalyst |
’So when did you realise you were God’
Said the man from the Department of the Mental Health
I said ’I was praying one day and it suddenly felt odd,
’Cos I realised I was talki...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:32:00 GMT |
Take Me To Lake District |
I want to go to the Lake District
Lie down and hug a hill
Kiss a lake and try to trick
Her into putting me into her will
I’ll spend some time on a mountain’s peak
Gazing at the land
I&rsq...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:08:00 GMT |
When then? |
It seemed we had no responsibilities
Stunner summer
Smokin' trees drugs stuffed down our pants to our knees
I met her at a friend's house
I talked too fast for her to understand the words that...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:47:00 GMT |
...its nothing |
Deadpan reactions chill, to my dismay,
His face of waxy clay still never looks away.
My anorak of action seems only now to sway,
Co-exist together seems to be the only way.
At first it was a b...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:16:00 GMT |
For Me |
Paint me kisses on my eyes
Sketch me softly with my cries
Endure ignorance for the wise
Grant me wishes for your lies
Glue charmed locks to the breeze
Peel alarm clocks from my dreams
Draw me ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:05:00 GMT |
Smiling politely like a twat... |
Smiling at me politely like a twat,
I'd rather you heckled spitefully,
Cos I know how to deal with that.
You say 'Fuck off.', I say 'Fuck you.'
He says 'Up yours' I say 'Ooooh'.
The banters practised...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:51:00 GMT |
Self Absorption |
When you're on the way up don't forget to give a look back.
It's a long way to fall if you experience a mishap.
Through arrogant misconduct you mislay the way you stand,
Is success a valid substitute...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 18:57:00 GMT |
(Unsure of title... any suggestions welcome) |
My self doubt leaves me seething,
Grieving in my very own disbelieving,
So now Mediocre's is beaming,
Are my day time terrors real or am I just dreaming?
Is lukewarm too cold?
Has this tal...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 17:41:00 GMT |
If my house in London had a garden... |
Is it contrary to her name,
I'm being wary of who to blame,
If not Mary for the way my garden grows.
Dishevelled landscape looking glum
Rebel plants ain't stayin shtum
Cos this year my garden is...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:00:00 GMT |
The reason for reason... |
Now it's certainly not insanity,
Just a rather absurd hilarity,
That you just allowed calamity,
To guide you in the things you do.
If you throw caution to the wind,
You could fee...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:17:00 GMT |
