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About Me

Name: Benjamin H. Shirk
Age: 18 yrs old.
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Name: It's already on my profile
Birthdate: Oct. 24, 1990
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Your heart?
Eye Color: Blue, green, and brown
Hair Color: Blond/Brown
Height: 6 Ft.
Piercings: 0
Tatoos: 0
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I... I'm working on that ;)
Overused Phraze: Rather a smart ass than a dumb ass...
FAVORITES

Food: Dutch-Way cajun krab dip... lol
Candy: Heath Bar : P
Number: Q
Color: Silver with orange polka dots
Animal: Duck-billed platypus
Drink: Oxygen flavored soda
Alcohol Drink: Rubbing alcohol
Bagel: Raisin
Letter: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288
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Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes... yea, her eyes... I mean...
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Neither, both make ya fat
Strawberry or Watermelon: Chocolate covered strawberries
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Capuchino
Kiss or Hug: Hugs are nice, I still wouldn't mind a kiss though (as you can probably tell, I haven't gotten one yet...)
Dog or Cat: Turtle
Rap or Punk: I listen to everything
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scarily funny action movies
Love or Money: LOVE **not that I'll ever find it or anything =( **
YOUR...
Bedtime: 9:30 PM - 6:00 AM, it depends
Most Missed Memory: I have a lot of them
Best phyiscal feature: You tell me ;-)
First Thought Waking Up: Hmm, noon
Goal for this year: Find love (if you have any intrest on this topic, you know where to find me)
Best Friends: Everyone
Weakness: Her...
Fears: Dihydrogen Monoxide
Ever Drank: Yea, water
Ever Smoked: Nope
Pot: Well, I took a pottery class, but wasn't very good
Ever been Drunk: If I ever was, would I remember?
Ever been beaten up: Not exactly (don't ask)
Ever beaten someone up: Nope (thought about it)
Ever Shoplifted: Umm, once again, not exactly
Ever Skinny Dipped: Thought about it, but there's no point in doin it alone
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: I wish
Been Dumped Lately: Never had anyone to dump me
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any
Favorite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long: No preference
Height: Shorter than me
Style: ... Umm, into me?
Looks or Personality: Personality is about 80%-95%, but it's not like I'd go with anyone ugly either
Hot or Cute Both, duh... haha
Drugs and Alcohol: No, no,no,no,no,no,no!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Not Nichole Richie, but not Jared before Subway either
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: One, not asking her out by now =/
What country do you want to Visit: Sweden!
How do you want to Die: Never (or eating ribs)
Been to the Mall Lately: No money, therefore, no mall
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: 75%-85% of the time
Health Freak: Health nuts are gonna feel stupid someday lying in hospitals, dying of nothing
Do you think you're Attractive: Nope!
Believe in Yourself: Yea, kinda
Want to go to College: Don't know yet...
Do you Smoke: Question 10 under the "Your..." section
Do you Drink: Since drinking water is necessary for life, yes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: =) Yes, but I don't know if she feels the same =(
Do you Sing: Chorus & shower(wanna have a duet?)
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Girl: Ima Girl Shirk / Boy: Ima Boy Shirk
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: After marriage
Hate anyone: GREG!!!! nah, just kidding
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

    The girl of my dreams.(Comment or message me if you are her) Anyone who owns a McLaren F1. Someone who has a cheap, gas-efficient car for sale.

My Blog

Do You Feel The Same

I have this feeling I feel inside,this wonderful thing can't be denied,It's strange how it comes only around her,There is weakness as my stomach will begin to stir,Although I feel a passion, I can not...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:58:00 GMT

Just Some Girl I Know

She is one I truly love,With beauty and elegance that of a dove,Like the dove, she also can fly,That is with my heart, I can not lie,And yet all this she does not know,For if she found out, my face wo...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:47:00 GMT

The Post Crush Era (POEM)

Here I lay, unable to slep,Thoughts of her in my mind run deep,The storm outside distracts me none,From the thoughts of her, my only one,I want to tell her, ofh how I do!But the fear of a "no" throws ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:36:00 GMT

Umm... Come again? (the D.C. McDonald's story)!!!

Actual conversation between me and a McDonald's employee on the way home from D.C. on Friday.*******E=EmployeeME= me (duh)*******E: Welcome to McDonald's - can i take your order?ME: Uh, yea, I'll take...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 21:01:00 GMT

My Sexy, Sexy Name...

Ok, this is all about a recent study that MIT (Michigan Institute of Technology) conducted to find the sexiest common names. Ben, as it just so happens, is the 2nd sexiest name out there. So, im happy...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:50:00 GMT

Management

Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:32:00 GMT

Say what?!?

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one....
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:28:00 GMT

Jesus is Watching...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dar...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:24:00 GMT

Confucius say...

  This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:17:00 GMT

Cheap gas and an eazy war!!!!

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas w...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 20:24:00 GMT