Taking your money, getting you high, then fucking you sideways, and leaving you wanting more. What are my interest? Whatever you liiike.
Those commercials DON'T lie: "What happens here-STAYS here." So I want to meet any naughty boys and girls who wont feel guilty for letting me violate them 100 different ways. Pssst. Technically it didn't really happen!
All of it.
Anything with Sex, Drugs & Murder.
Bugsy Segal & Hugh Hefner.