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Ressurect, so I can vomit on the body of Christ.

About Me

I spend my days, brooding in my frozen ice castle, on top of a dark, twisted Necro-mountain. My throne is made from human skulls and the femurs of various species of the boar family. I paint pictures of kittens with a freshly slaughtered dog's blood, before I ride into battle, on my mighty stead, Hoovenfrosk. My full name is Thor Michael Fjordin III esquire.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alton Brown, from Good Eats. And hot demi-goddesses to have brutal sex with.

My Blog

Little Rascals suck fucking ass.

So today in class we had to watch The Little Rascals for "reference", and let me just say for the record that the Little fuckin' Rascals are gay as shit. So, you know, shit, I guess, is very fucking g...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:16:00 GMT