well well well |
It’s too soon to be thinking of my birthday in late May...or IS it?? I admit that I wouldn’t be upset if somebody set up some surprise events. Perhaps we could kick off the fes...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:32:00 GMT |
Dont leave town |
Why does everyone have to move out of Boston these days? If you stay I will make you pancakes and we can listen to records or drive anywhere you want, anytime. This summer’s going to...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:29:00 GMT |
GIANT moth killed |
Last week a giant moth got into my apartment and flew straight away behind the refrigerator. I was rather disgusted, but it was far out of reach and there was nothing I could do, so I forgo...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:20:00 GMT |
Trying not to scratch |
On Thursday night I had to go to the emergency room after developing hives all over my arms and legs. Following an agonizing two hour wait, the doctor gave me lots of pills and the hiv...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:44:00 GMT |
Freemasonry |
I feel like a douche bag, because I revealed the secret Freemason handshake to TWO people last week. As if something so sacred could be used as a cheap party trick! I have betrayed an elit...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 14:01:00 GMT |
Perishability |
My second dog died today. He was still a baby to me.
I think a lot about death. Sometimes when I'm driving, I imagine the wreckage that would ensue if I inched the wheel over just enough t...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:16:00 GMT |
Night Moves... |
Does this song repulse anyone besides me and my sister? Pay attention to the lyrics; they're really gross. Here are some highlights: "Trying to lose those awkward teenage grooves" (insert ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 20:47:00 GMT |
R.I.P. Petie |
My beloved dog Petie had to be put down a few days ago. He would have been fourteen years old on Christmas Eve. That's almost one hundred in dog years.
We will always have fond m...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 20:49:00 GMT |
