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Patient Zero

Never rub another man's rubarb.

About Me

Fez: Do you ever go on facebook? Or is it straight Myspace for you?
Me: All Myspace man- I freaking hate facebook.
Fez: I'm sorry, all I heard was 'Im gay'
Me: LMAO...ass
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"Give me a sign
Breathe and you'll come back to me
I wish you'd come back to me" -Kittie
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Even God knows that Angels fall.
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Video of Jack and I soloing! solos

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One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”
The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”
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My Interests

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TARA AND MERCEDES ARE FUCKING HOT! (The two girls in the middle)

My Blog

61 Things Girls Don't Know About Guys

I found this the other day, and some of this stuff is quite true...Actually, a lot of it. I decided to post this to give you girls a lesson on how some (such as myself) guys REALLY are. Notice I said ...
Posted by Patient Zero on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST

Atreyu and college at its finest

So last night was quite an adventure. Atreyu was nuts and so was Chiodos. I got the wind knocked out of me, collided head on twice, some idiot had a can of pepper spray that went off, trampled over li...
Posted by Patient Zero on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:26:00 PST

I won't be coming home tonight.

Something tells me its a signMaybe its finally the right timeWhere I take my things and moveAnd not feel as if my time is abused.My dream is moving, and so is my lifeI'll be packing all through the ni...
Posted by Patient Zero on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST

Funny Quotes

These are all quotes said lately that are down right histarical and deserve a blog of their own. "I'd rail her. Boot and everything"-HooverNumber 2- Is it possible for a girl to suck at giving a hand ...
Posted by Patient Zero on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST