Penicillen makes your Pee stink... |
So, yes, I'm apparently broken.I don't care for it. I care even less for ER docs who ignore the opening statement when you say "I don't want more pain pills, I want you to figure out what the problem ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 05:10:00 GMT |
Dear Santa... (an open letter) |
Dear Santa (God, the spirit of John Bonham, Aretha, Kate Beckinsale, the ghost of HST, or whatever deity feels like answering),Alright, so here's the deal: I feel like I've been a pretty good boy this...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:26:00 GMT |
Next time you open your credit card statement... |
...and see all of the neat little inserts and the fancy little return address envelope with the tear off offer for something insane......think of me.Because my new job is to run the machine that stuff...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:21:00 GMT |
A short one filled with anger... |
There is a small chance that this won't come off nearly as cranky as I am, but here goes anyway...Stupid things I do with my computer: So, my DVD-Rom hates me. I've known this for a while. Just this p...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:17:00 GMT |
Poopy Diapers and Election Thoughts... |
So, this was going to be a nice little blog about all the election fun I had today......then I remembered that there is a very important story that I (shamefully) need to relate.It's one of those plea...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:23:00 GMT |
Listen up Ninnies! |
Some random thoughts about Hawaii, family, and anything else that crosses my mind...
Hawaii is...: amazing. Seriously. I mean, since plumping up, I pretty much hate hot weather... My one fear w...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:26:00 GMT |
Because its been a while... |
To steal from my favorite sport-writer of all time.A little bit of this, and a little bit of that...Confessions of a Political Junkie - So, I recently had a particularly stellar conversation concernin...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:52:00 GMT |
A real quick update... and a brilliant piece of musical writing... |
Anyway, this is gonna be quick, because I"m tired...Maryland was beautiful.Retirement is mostly good, although I've been busy as shit and still haven't moved.I can't wait to actually move... even thou...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:34:00 GMT |
How to change (improve/screw-up?) your life... a guide. |
How to change your life:a.) have best vacation ever.b.) celebrate by quitting your jobc.) recieve wells wishes and new title's (like "idiot" and "fucking stupid")d.) be excited, particularly when you ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:36:00 GMT |
Like walking through a room full of Legos in your bare feet... |
To quote my favorite (and saddly deceased) sports writer:A little bit of this, and a little bit of that.../wrists - So, a while back there was an article in the paper (USA Today if I remember right) a...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:49:00 GMT |
