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Adam Van Shingaling

Things will go faster and you will look smarter if you just do what I tell you...

About Me


"No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it." -Albert Einstein

" I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity - because you can hardly mention anything I'm not curious about. " -Malcom X

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." -Michael Jordan

My Interests

Ridiculous inventions and modifications. Reciting numerous lines from Family Guy or Chappelle Show. I'm the king of obscure references. Rediscovered my love of spinning... catch me at various venues...

I'd like to meet:

Lets see how long it takes her to find out... =D

Music:

READ: Tiesto sucks. His sets sound like a fucking Jerry Bruckheimer movie, but worse.
Guetta. Sanchez. Seamus. O'Callaghan. Zimmerman. Gervais. Leger. Kaskade. Zabiela. Hybrid. Crystal Method. Kleinenberg.

Movies:

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Girl Next Door, Neverending Story, Flight of the Navigator, The Ninth Gate, Blow, Pirates of the Carribean, Troy, Finding Nemo (Ellen DeGeneres MADE that movie), Aliens Directors Cut(the rest of them sucked), Team America (Fuck Yeah!), Boondock Saints, Gattaca, Requiem for a Dream, Fear and Loathing, Las Vegas, 5th Element, Shaolin Soccer, Underworld, My Sassy Girl, Long Vacation..

Television:

Nothing anymore, I just watch Forex charts.

Books:

Everyone VOIPs..

Heroes:

My grandpas... wish they had told me more about their incredible lives before they passed.