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╬THE MONSTER ╬ of ®S.Ø.S®

a man with passion can become a monster!

About Me

hey my name is joseph hansen and i'm one of the most sexiest men alive, jk, i'm mostly scottish; english and viking, and i was born in polygamy and raised babtist on the hard streets of midvale, i'm 13 out of 14 cildren, go figure ha ha ah. i've worked in alaska on a drill rig for a few weeks, i've stood on a mountain of copper and gold there, i've only touched the ocean once and i've only been in a few states but i would love to travel the world and see the places my ancestors are from. i work a crappy job right now and i'm planning on fixing that soon! i've been in a couple of bands, i use to sing for a band many years ago called "diversity" than i just recently left a band that i was playing guitar for called "blessed" formally known as "force of habit" and now i have recently left a band i was singing for called "PROSTHETIC HEADS". i have a beautifull little baby girl named "meridyth autumn". i've always loved metal and always been hardcore, and yes i do have a sensative pussy side to my personality, but don't worry, i won't push that crap on to you!, unless you really wan't to read my blogs!! ha ha ha ha haha!! happy i didn't do the lol, you know who you are. oh yeah and i really like ORCHID FLOWERS, is that gay? Layout made by ..:::::Susan:::::...

My Interests

i love going to concerts and drinking BEER BYAAAAAH! i also like sitting at home watching movies and spending time with my beautiful daughter! i love to spend time on the computer, i love movies and cd's i also just like to sit at home and hang out with my friends, you know all the regular stuff that everyone likes. i love the show metalocalypse

I'd like to meet:

anyone interesting ( i don't want to sound like a total slut)this means YOU! i would really like to meet mel gibson and micheal richards, they are my heroes!!!.....BYAAAAH!

Music:

OPETH!!! BYAAAH PANTERA!!!! BYAAAAH lamb of god, machine head, oprah, In Flames,(Barry Manalow, Yanni, Phil Collins;joke shawn), kOrn, deftones, heaven shall burn, enslaved,emperor, immortal,katatonia,slayer,skinlab, 36 crazyfists, slipknot, job for a cowboy, type o negative (fuck you guys), CAVE OF ROSES, Posies, Daffodils, Patunias, and when jesse sings happy birthday to me while im stabbing my self with a lawn dart, and sluts. ..

Movies:

debbie does dallas. best of gangbang 2006 part I and II. pirate porn yAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!, american history x, emperor's new groove. done and ddddddone. blah blah blah. BEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Television:

starting over, and the simpsons... k go to books

Books:

anything by Anne Rice. aaand michael talbot the holligraphic universe. and anything that makes you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

besides my mom and tenacious D, ummm... i'll get back to you

My Blog

ghosts

a cold hand with a death grip,comes from a deep dark placethat settles somewhere inside of this fleshy shell,it pulls so hard i turn inside out, with flesh tearing and bones snapping i moan because it...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:38:00 PST

bla de da

murder the people in my mindhaunted memories of childhoodstuck in this rut i call my brainfeed the insane thoughts to keep me saneimagination i used to escapenow i have noneand the truth growsand i fe...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:57:00 PST

oldy

this one is about five years old, i found it in a box.  LOL i use to be such a little whiner. LOL stupid past joei tried to be a friendi tried to be a loverit's hard to be thatwhen your fucking a...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:28:00 PST

stupid brain

pace this way, pace thatrelate to this, relate to thatoh shit! bad trip!relax, get your mind off thatso pace this way, pace thatrelate to this, relate to thatoh shit! bad trip!Relax! get your mind off...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

MONSTER

a tragic pull from limb to limb destroying life close to him enemy love full of hate my tragic life consumed by fate, hell is kept close kept in my heart this monster named joe death? it starts!! ...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

MY BABY

a man will come along and you will take his name,a tradition that goes back thousands of years, i will give you away to him on that day,and it will bring me thousands of tears,but you will know who yo...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

JAIL

i sit alone in my cellwritings on the walls where others have fellthey write about there dreamsand there worst feari can hear others talkingplaning on what they're doingwhen they get out of here Never...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST

hate LOVE

feelings of extreme hate and loveflowing out of my heart and mindtwo conflicting feelings holding handsas if meant to bemy mind screams and my heart crysboth are caused by my feelings in meWhy can't w...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:24:00 PST

me!!!!

an obsession to be freefrom love and hate,i try to be freeand stick to fate,control my thoughtsas well as i can,but i try to figure outwho the hell i am,contradicting myselfbecause of pain,looking for...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:32:00 PST

dedicated to the little one on the way

i srceam to the sky'swith dispair in my hearti scream bring me an angel an angel for my heart on my knees screaming to the skyi think of the past and i wonder whythe rain comes downbut my eyes look u...
Posted by lTHE MONSTER l of ®S.Ø.S® on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST