1) GOD...so I can once and for all prove to everyone that HE is a MAN!! It's all good...I still love HIM!
2) A HOT ass immigrant that doesn't speak a word of English and will whisper complete nonsense (in his native tongue) in my ear...OHH I'm getting the chills! WHAT? LIKE YOU NEVER WISHED IT EITHER!!
3) Buddha...does rubbing his belly really bring you luck?!?
4) Leonardo Da Vinci...the man was a genius, incredibly talented, and a true wise ass (a man after my heart!)...of course he was gay!!
5) To whoever started the trite phrases: "When I was your age" AND "Finish your dinner, there are people starving in Africa!" Because of you, my childhood was spent losing consciousness somewhere b/t getting into trouble and dinner time. THANKS!!
6) My future husband...I think I should warn him NOW before he meets my fig tree growing, chandelier hanging, Italian flag waving, guilt-ridden, LOUD family!!
7) The genius behind CLIFF NOTES. Don't insult my intelligence people b/c I was smart enough to not waste my time reading the actual novels!!
8) BITTER Red Sox & Mets fans...Dust off your jerseys and hop on the bandwagon with the majority of your fans.
9) A pink monkey for no other reason than to just say I saw one.
10) Anyone that can tell me how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop...I'm really curious.
11) Whoever created the whole "metrosexual" revolution....you suck!!! Can someone please tell me if any real men still exist?
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Why? Because they change things. They invent. They imagine. They heal. They explore. They create. They inspire. They push the human race forward. Maybe they have to be crazy. How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art? Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written? Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels? We make tools for these kinds of people. While some see them as the crazy ones, we see them as genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." - Steve Jobs, Apple Computers.
...YOU MUST DEMAND TO HAVE A GREAT LIFE...
..AND NOT JUST DREAM IT TO EXIST..