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Travis

We got this. Now what can we got for you?

About Me

Having met Jesus in upstate New York in the month of June in 2001, he now knows future. Now lives the future. Now is the future.

Prepare to bear witness to Travis. The man.

My Interests

Cheap whiskey and good tunes

I'd like to meet:

Tanuki Himself

Music:

Weekly top 10:

Movies:

Bad romantic comedies, and science fiction

Books:

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My Blog

My other sites

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Posted by Travis on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:21:00 PST

Bad Days: Part 2

THAT is what my bathroom looked like 4 days ago. It happened a mere 2 days before my friend Jenny Pea was coming to stay for her birthday, and from what I hear, girls like clean bathrooms. Or at least...
Posted by Travis on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:26:00 PST

Somewhere around '94 my balls dropped

they then hit the ground, and rolled somewhere. I've yet to find them.
Posted by Travis on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:51:00 PST

Attn: aspiring detectives

Ok, so today I was cleaning my room and I saw something in the corner. It didn't look like anything I owned so I went in for a closer look and saw that it was a mailing tube. "Weird", I thought "maybe...
Posted by Travis on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:13:00 PST

Bad days

So today, and yesterday have sucked. "Why?" you ask... well let me explain.Yesterday i woke up with a sore throat. "Wow, i thought... this sucks, even if I have a good day today, its going to be a goo...
Posted by Travis on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

Ticky tacky: a multi-lingual colloquism

    So about two days ago i went to put on a shirt i havent worn in a couple months. When i went to button it up i noticed resistance for the highest three buttons. This shirt, mind you...
Posted by Travis on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:59:00 PST