It's so great to know that all my friends have yet another outlet to make fun of me. As if I don't make it easy for them enough already. Thank you Myspace!!! I'm the biggest source of useless knowledge that I know. I'm pretty successful at putting myself in awkward situations that involve alcohol, sex, or both. Not a day goes by when I don't have to deal with some random medical issue, whether it's mono, infected wrist or one side of my face falling fast asleep.
