El Juice - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My real name is a mystery. I was made in a lab behind a tacoshop out of dead wrestlers and spare taco meat. My purpose in life is to wrestle all evil guys and shit like that.I resently cameback from bodyslamming terrorist all over iraq and giving saddam a stonecold stunner.When i dont have my arms around another guy or on top of one i enjoy long walks on the beach and watching sunsets. My sworn enemies are immigration and Mr.Frijol I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Grappling with teenage boys. Fighting bears naked and punching Hobos.

I'd like to meet:

Mr.Bush so i can drop kick his face.The vice president and get him in a headlock and finally my long lost sidekick pandaboy.

Music:

Anything hard hitting and loud...the same goes for the ladies

Movies:

Luchador matador, The wrestler that could, Lucha now n fight later.

Television:

I had to pawn my tv for lucha classes so i just imagine tv shows.

Books:

How to be a wrestler and not gay 101, In the ring in the game and my all time fave Clifford the big red dog

Heroes:

The greatest wrestler of all time Ghandi He'd kick ur ass!