Tim (loves chrissie)

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HOW TO GET GIRLS - The Survey
Name: The tim
Birthday: i cant remember
Birthplace: ???????
Current Location: mexico
Eye Color: white
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white and white and white
The Shoes You Wore Today: the ones wit holes
Your Weakness: everything
Your Fears: my friends
Your Perfect Pizza: shit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get bent
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: jk
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit its mornig
Your Best Physical Feature: penis
Your Bedtime: 1:pm
Your Most Missed Memory: that shit I tuke yesterday
Pepsi or Coke: dr.pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: toco time
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: soda god dam it
Do you Smoke: of corse
Do you Swear: fuck no nucca
Do you Sing: when i shit
Do you Shower Daily: ya
Have you Been in Love: love?
Do you want to go to College: fuck no
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: Who?
Do you get Motion Sickness: in da bed
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck ya im sexy
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: FUCK NO
&..39;Do you like Thunderstorms:' What
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im drinking right now
In the past month have you Smoked: maybe
In the past month have you been on : drugs maybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: wit my hoes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: why would i want to
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: ive tukein a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bath tube
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: I am right now.............................
Ever been called a Tease: yeaaaaah
Ever been Beaten up: fuck yea
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: by farting wit a lighter
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: flippin burgers
What country would you most like to Visit: Whaaaaat
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: ,white. jk
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: i dont know
Weight: tooo high to count
Best Clothing Style: ????idont give a dam
Number of I have taken: what?
Number of CDs I own: 2
Number of Piercings: 9999999999999999999
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3,278,542,165,791
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