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About Me

HI!!! OK this is the bit where I impress you with how cool I am. As well as being super cool I am also witty and clever with a fab social life and hundreds of friends. Everyone loves me and I'm great to be around. I'm interesting and engaging. I'm living live to the full and I have some "out there hobbies" for example scuba diving and skydiving, hell I'm so great I do them at the same time. At the moment I'm really into a very cool obscure band that all the other cool people like, and you woulndt of heard of yet because you are not as cool as me. hmmm what else?..... oh yes as you can see by all my posed and perfect pictures that I choose from hundreds and thousands of rejects, I am totally gorgeous and of course that includes being skinny.Is that right? Have I got the myspace ethos?Outside of myspace land I'm ex hippy/ activist living on a council estate raising three kids. I was a student midwife and might be returning to my studies. I dont have a sense of humour, probably because I have german heritage. I dont have any friends and therefore no social life (might be linked to the lack of humor or perhaps the three kids) I dont have any hobbies as I cant find anything that interests me that much. The only music I listen to is radio 1. I am happy. I love life, my family and the few friends i have and here i go again trying to make myself sound cool, god its addictive!I'm me and I dont give a f*£K!!


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About You...
Age 28
Birthplace canada
Current Location Bath, the city not the washing device.
Hair Color murky turd
Eye Color blue
Height 5.."3
Heritage Alcholism? caucasin mongrel
Your fears spiders
Your weakness choclate
Goal for today get some exercise
Goal for this year to get a goal.
Lifetime goal to get a lifetime goal
When do you want to get married? I got married on April fools day
and to whom? it was my ex, next time will be johnny depp
Ever been in love? yes
Currently in love? with my children and friends.
Do you think you are attractive? true beauty lies within
Your best physical feature ass and hair
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi... yes and yuk.
gone skinny dipping... yes and lush
been beaten up... yes and ouch
wanted to kill someone... yes and i..'m not saying anymore
gone a week without MySpace... not since i joined...hhmm.
gone a week without TV... yes and would love to do so again.
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... my daughter
say hi to you... a parent at the school gates
talk to you... my cousin
What's the last...
Time you cried? at a nspcc add.
Book you've read? soliders son by robin hobb
Store you've been in? boots
Can you...
Dance? like a fool.
Speak a differenty language? westcountry
Cook? hippy food
Write w/ both hands? can barely write with one.
Whistle? yes
Finish the line...
If I had a... million pounds
I would invest in lots of ethical projects
So I can help make the world a better place and feel smug.
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I'd like to meet:

Anyboby! I like people and I'm friendly. I dont bite! In fact, PLEASE PLEASE be my friend cos I'm a lonely old f****r with a sad life and it would make my day!would'nt mind meeting that "special someone" to share some special times with. (A.K.A sex)Hot Premade Layouts - Music Bands - Animals - Movies I edited my profile at HotPremadeLayouts.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Blog

I want to go home!!!!

I miss Glastonbury sooo much!The smell of tofu and mung beans and incense wafting down the High street.Hippies with dogs on strings.Women with hairy arm pits.Strange conversations about saturn up your...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:57:00 GMT

BORED!!!

BORED!!!!! AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!I’m addicted to searching house swap sites for a swap to Glastonbury in the hope that there I may be able to have some sort of a life!!!I check them all 5 times a da...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:30:00 GMT

life

it is dark and cold. I have no friends and no life.But I spend 28 hours week pretending to be happy, polite and efficent. I think it is wearing off on me!I still have'nt killed anyone.life is werid.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:22:00 GMT

I have a tumor on my spinal cord.

I've decided to call him Fred. It makes him seem less menecing. Well actually his proper term is a "Lipoma" which is a bengin tumor of adipose tissue. "tumor" just means growth but it sounds sooo dram...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:45:00 GMT

HELP!! I'm a receptionist!

Well I got the job! I started last week. Its been a blur of names and faces, new computer systems phone numbers and policies.I've been answering phones, sending emails, filing and photocoping.How did ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:45:00 GMT

job interview!!!!!!!

A few weeks ago in a fit of randomness I wrote a very werid email as an application to a job I saw on the internet. I dont have a current CV so I just burbled a random "letter of application"The next ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 00:29:00 GMT

orange scissors

werid shit is always happening to me. So I thought I'd start sharing it. I have (or had) a pair of large orange scissors that lived on a hook on the wall by my cooker. I use them for opening things wh...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:30:00 GMT

new career path?

I had an interview for training to become an NCT antenatal teacher and i was accepted! so i could go of and head for a career in the NCT. Would write more but kids are hassling me for the computer. ca...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:55:00 GMT

gym instructors are sadists

shes stick thin and can bend in all the wrong places. she does death defy stunts on a gym ball then thinly hides a sadistic grin as she watches us fat flabby mothers try to copy her. we get red and sw...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 00:26:00 GMT

exploding boobs

On wednesday I attended my first counseller trainig day. It was fun. The first time I'd left my baby and she hates the bottle, so I spent the whole day glancing at my mobile. It was not to bad on the ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:51:00 GMT