Dusty

talking clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's that bi...
Posted by Dusty on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:18:00 PST

Drunk vs Biker

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at thebar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leansover, looks the bigge...
Posted by Dusty on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:10:00 PST

Living life backwards

Living Life Backwards   I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked...
Posted by Dusty on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

wife from hell

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs c...
Posted by Dusty on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

Wedding Ring

Recently a man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.  His mistress found the ring in his pants pocket, and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip ...
Posted by Dusty on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

Panties

           Three old black ladies were preparing for their first plane  flight. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wea...
Posted by Dusty on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

ROME

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she metUp with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and  didn't I marry ye an...
Posted by Dusty on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:16:00 PST

Vhat???

Ole vas verking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da mergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and s...
Posted by Dusty on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:46:00 PST

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't

10. Have you looked through her briefs?9. He's one hard judge!8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.6. Is it a penal offense?5. Better leave the handcuffs o...
Posted by Dusty on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

Genies

A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house alo...
Posted by Dusty on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST