Assassin for hire. Bank robber that always escapes with the money. Think I'm joking? Yeah I am hehehe... My interestes are having fun, making people laugh and being myself. Oh and to TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! But I'll do that on my lunch break =)
The missing link, Curious George the monkey, Drop Dead Fred, some of those classic 70's-80's porn stars so I can see where they are now and ask if their lives were like the movie Boogie Nights.... oh and of course I'd like to meet you, too.Just remember rule number one: Do not talk about fight club!
Well there's nothing like the sound of two good old pots banging together... the sounds on the banjo stringing up on a warm mississippi night when the shines just right... "Oh my baby and got no teeth, no teeth, no teeth... my baby ain't got no damn teeeeeeth!"OK then, how about some polka instead??
Ah yes, america's favorite past time! I'd have to say I'm a man that's more into "chick flicks" than anything else. I love those classic chick flicks like "Saving Ryans Privates" or "Edward Penishands"... who can forget the all time classic "A Clockwork Orgy"?? What do you mean those aren't chick flicks? I see... So what IS a chick flick then?? Oh... Wow... That's just discusting! Honestly. And they make the guy sit through these things?? That's just gross!! "
I like to watch those channels with the staticy lines where if you're lucky you might be able to make out a boob or two. I mean the camera guy needs a little work at his job, but the sound guy is awesome!! "Uuuuuh.. oooooh baby deeeeper! Yeeees! Uoooh, fuck me hard big daddy!!" ...I'm pretty sure it's some kind of nature show or something.
Blockbuster video and Hollywood video have the best books there! Those are by far my favorite two libraries. The other one being that adult video place on Genesse.
Beth of course!Oh and Ghandi.. I don't know why. I liked his shoes.