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Chef Kill I Oughta

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My name is Paul. I'm now a CERTIFIED CHEF! I just recently graduated from the California Culinary Academy. I absolutely love to cook, I'm really getting into food anthropology and wine appreciation, some day I would also like to become a wine sommelier and a master chef. I want to travel around the globe and continue my education in other countries. I'm not very interesting and I don't really do much, I'm just your everyday slacker. I love mixed martial arts, sometimes I wish I wasn't such a lazy fuck so then I might be able to learn some martial arts or something productive. I love watching UFC/ IFL. Fuck you Tito Ortiz! I might be MILDLY retarded. But don't worry because I smoked myself that way. I'm into photography, drawin' and sculptin' and I like checking out new Death/ Black/ Gindcore bands. You can usually find me at home sleeping or in the city trying to catch a concert. I love listening to music, I can listen to anything from Eric Clapton and The Temptations to Vader and Emperor. And if I'm not doin' that, I'm at a buddies' house just takin' it easy. I'm pretty laid back and if you wanna hang out and have a drink or burn a few, hit me up.
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Restlessly waiting

Sitting alone, dreaming sleepless dreams.Waiting for the light to illuminate the sky and unburden my tired eyes.Always wishing for more but expecting less.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 04:04:00 GMT

Screw Bono!

I fuckin' loathe Bono of U2. I wanna smash in his troll like face with a bigfuckin' rock until I reduce his head to paste. There's something abouthim that just gets under my skin. And don't give me th...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:08:00 GMT

Douching my Non-existant Vagina!

*DOUCHE* *DOUCHE-DOUCHE*"VAGGIIIIIIIINNNNNAA!!!!!!!" - Oprah Winfrey
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:10:00 GMT

Upcoming Marvel Movies

Growing up I use to be really big fan of Marvel comic books and now I'm not really sure how I feel about Marvel  with all these movies being made. I use to have fun reading them when I was younge...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:03:00 GMT

I wouldn’t either...

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Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:18:00 GMT

Doggy Jellyfish...

Things are not as dark. But there is still an overwhelming sense of bitterness and sadness. Synthetically manufactured happiness. Lie to me. Love me. Go, go Doggy Jellyfish.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:53:00 GMT

George Carlin...

So George Carlin is dead. That really bums me the fuck out. He was one of the greatest of all time. Not just comedian but all around "greats," the world will truely be a sadder place without him. He w...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:54:00 GMT

Super powers...

"I go on and on Can't understand how I last so long I must have super powers..." So today, while I was lookin' for a job online, I just happen to also be watching one of the X-Men movies on FX. I...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:56:00 GMT

Japanese woman caught living in closet.

TOKYO (May 30) - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearin...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Simple Man

Mama told me when I was youngCome sit beside me, my only sonAnd listen closely to what I say.And if you do thisIt will help you some sunny day.Take your time... dont live too fast,Troubles will come a...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:45:00 GMT