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About Me

The name
is Hailey.

The game
is Bullshit.

I have about 50 prison tats.
I killed a man in 'nam.
I always pour one out for my homies.
I'm pretty much the smartest person i know, i'm not gonna lie...
I invented the hot pocket.
If you shoot me, it won't kill me. It will just make me angry.
Brad Pitt has asked me out numerous times. I keep having to turn him down. He's too clingy.
Chuck Norris ain't got shit on me.
If i were an ice cream flavor, i would be FUCKING DELICIOUS!
I wrote all of the Stones's hits.
"Danger" is my middle name. We pronounce it Dan-gurr, though.
I don't have time to finish telling you how awesome i am, so you're just going to have to make up the rest on your own.
. . .
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
-Palahniuk

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the bastard who thought christmas carols were a good idea...really appreciate that....thanks....

My Blog

forgive us our trespasses.

as we forgive those who trespass against us.and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Forgiveness. Oprah talks about it weekdays at 4. Motivational speakers have cassette tapes you ca...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:23:00 GMT

break.

Break yourself.I swear it feels good.Don't draw redor induce black or blue.Just break yourself,from the inside out,re-arrange.re-align.re-set yourself.Changing yourself sometimesjust isn't e...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:44:00 GMT

Inhale.

Life is too short unpredictable to stress and worry about things you cannot change. Do what makes you happy, learn to forget the things that don't, and never look back on any of your decisions with re...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 11:01:00 GMT

old writings.

Aug. 27, 2006 no-name face To maintain the connection,we compare the damages done to our heartslike 3rd graders comparing scars.i'm honest, because you're honestand there's no need to dress up our w...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:22:00 GMT

Update.

Blog time.Time to let you know what's going on in MY life...like a magazine subscription, you get updates on the exciting life and times of one miss hailey shcnfdjfkld.Psh, like i'm putting my last na...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:14:00 GMT

Renaissance.

It's 2:30 in the morning. Technically, day 3 of a new start. After investing so much of myself into smoke and mirrors, i can't help but feel lost in this sudden reality. It's new and it's...beautiful....
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:28:00 GMT

[mold.me.shape.me.]

Insomnia. Always a curse for the tired. Everynight, laying in bed with nothing but your thoughts. A lot has changed in the past couple of days, but sometimes i wonder why i just don't feel the same. M...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:16:00 GMT

FATE

It's amazing to consider the forces in this world we can't control. The forces that push you in one direction or pull you in the other. Sometimes it's hard to see the reasons behind these tides, but a...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT

I've said it time and time again...

Everything happens for a reason. I can't stress it enough. Life doesn't happen TO me. It happens FOR me. Every time i've felt my heart drop, every time i feel my mistakes creeping up on me, everytime ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 00:44:00 GMT

start ramble......now.

I saw a little girl and her mother today. Let me rephrase that, i noticed a little girl and her mother today. I corrected myself because you see people everyday, but it's rare that you take the time t...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 20:28:00 GMT