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Tymm

Fuck and Fight and Fucking Forget

About Me

Single beige male seeks stupid white female with checking account for fine dining and anal sex. Midgets welcome. Amandas need not apply.

My Interests

Music programming, Bass, Pharming

I'd like to meet:

Christa Pike

Music:

Gwar, Skinny Puppy, Aphex Twin, Guns N' Roses, Primus, Vivaldi, Pitchshifter, The O, Ween, gONNA gET gOT, Mr. Bungle, D-Devils, Tom Waits, Pink Floyd, Peter Gabriel, John Zorn

Movies:

Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, Phallus in Wonderland, Naked Lunch, Nekromantic, The Burning Moon, Fifth Element, Farewell My Concubine, The Plague Dogs

Television:

House, Becker, South park... Rabbit ears don't hear much these days.

Books:

Filler Bunny, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, Lenore, I Feel Sick, Squee, Ed the Happy Clown.

Heroes:

Simon Travaglia, Albert Pike

My Blog

I care because you do

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give him a efexor and he'll stay up all night staring at the celing, multiplying powers of  8 over and over in his head to try to figure out the feasib...
Posted by Tymm on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:47:00 PST

Sux w1th the p0wer of lemons

So a couple months ago I was on the Aphex twin myspace when I came across this chick on the drawing thingy. She leaves bulletins. About 1 every 20 minutes. I'm taking donations of ritalin and jigsaw p...
Posted by Tymm on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:04:00 PST

aight dammit

Apparently someone is persistent enough to keep coming back to read my blog. So here is something new. ish. This was a email between me and Jean Baudin. No, I dont know who he is either. I dont have t...
Posted by Tymm on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:44:00 PST

vinvinvin

Alright, I havent written one of these in a while. Hadnt planned on it either, but ive gotten some interesting ideas on brain tv over the last month as I try to ignore watching my life fall apart...
Posted by Tymm on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:48:00 PST

Ju-boy strikes back

Usually I dont ignore people. Unfortunatly reporting these fucktards asspam has rendered me unable to speak to them any further. It ended myconversation abruptly. Also I edited his personal info out s...
Posted by Tymm on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:34:00 PST

Throw ya hand up if you way 2 sensitive

I'd like to say for the record that I am not racist or sexist in the least. I pretty  much hate every living thing, and I think thats stupid, and I find that funny.  Sorry if you we're in a ...
Posted by Tymm on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:06:00 PST

R0maNzinG da MachiNe III : failed counter offensive

dammit, I fucked it up. BUZZ!!!whostolemyvibrater: hold on a sec. be right backmememe: bot huh?whostolemyvibrater: ok im bck. sorry bout that. still there? mememe: yup you there?whostolemyvibrater: oh...
Posted by Tymm on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 10:37:00 PST

cripplEd maSter

Show Recent Messages (F3) johnny: yo mememe: i beat crippled master mememe: no clip 4 you johnny: ok what did you type earleyr mememe: how do i know this aint crippled master mememe: you said youd co...
Posted by Tymm on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:22:00 PST

dns conference

I dont think I'm a fuck Playful maybe. Whatever. I'd kick my ass. I find that the flirt audibles make the best spam. demonstrations avalible upon request. johnny: i think im drunk clockworkgecko: fan...
Posted by Tymm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bastard 2

ellie says she'd hate to be stuck in a room trippin w/ me. regardless, I have got to clean out my IM list. Or get a m0re interesting job. clockworkgecko: dunno : yes clockworkgecko: nuthin, just...
Posted by Tymm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST