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Pumpkin

Just a cat living in a dog eat dog world.

About Me

I'm a 2 1/2 year old Tabby. I spend most of my time taking shits and sleeping. I am very whiny and love to eat treats. I'm also hardcore gangsta, 'cause I was born in the streets. My sister is black and we like doing drive-bys and busting caps. Hit me up if you know me.

My Interests

Treats, eating, sleeping, eating, shitting, eating, not moving, eating, Animal planet, eating, AFV when they show animals, eating, gangs, eating, whinging, eating, and tuna fish.

I'd like to meet:

Other fat, hairy pussies...cats.

Music:

I like mostly emo music because it's whiny like me.

Movies:

Milo and Otis, Homeward Bound, Old Yeller, Babe: Pig in the City, Disney movies. Anything with animals in it.

Television:

I like animal planet and the hoveround commercial where the old people sing.

Books:

I don't know how to read.

Heroes:

Jabba the Hut and Takeru Kobayashi. Anyone that is obese but still manages to live a normal life, and anyone that can eat a lot.