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About Me

Im fun, Im honest, I like to have new expiriences and try new things. I can relax like a mother fucker, but am usually pretty busy, or trying to be. I like to work alot. I just moved here to Las Vegas and plan on working this little town for all it has to offer me. I have a hedonistict personality and have a hard time resisting anything that feels good. So Im here working and playing and can always meet new people. So, for this one time only if you call now you get the whole package for half the pricce- so dont let this opportunity of a lifetime slip by! (ashlie comes as is. seller is not responsible for damage that may be caused durring shipping, or that caused from average wear and tear. ashlie is a regestered trademark of the Cardillo family and under no circumstances shall be copied and/or cloned without written permission from a representitive of the Cardillo family.)

My Interests

SNOWBOARDING!!!!!!!!!! Gambling, the sunshine, the snow, camping, off roading, anything that involves soaking up the sun, fun things, fun people, relaxing, being outside, burnin, and so much more.........Off roading just over the Colorado border. The "Trail Into Time"

I'd like to meet:

*****************************Your boyfriends! ****************************Other than that, Tommy Lasorda, Bob Marley, and my grandpa Cardillo

Music:

rock, punk, reggae, Im pretty easy when it comes to music but NO COUNRTY!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

ND, Dazed and Confused, Resivior Dogs, Very Bad THings, Oceans 11, Palmetto, Natural Born Killers, Four Rooms, Mallrats, Best in Show, Fast Times, Heathers,Old School, Anchorman, Garden State, Blue Velvet, The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, and this horrible liking for Dude Wheres My Car...............Sweet!

Television:

The Simpsons, Law & Order, Futurama, the family guy, CSI, Lockup, anything on the Food Network, any court/murder show.

Books:

Dont get to read much but I like Lord of the Flies, Steven King, and any true crimes books. sex and murder- those get me interested in reading

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

In the dark......sporting a neck beard?

So there are a couple things Ive noticed lately that have left me thinking. Now most my friends know my love for Law & Order and CSI and those shows, and this has had me thinking for a long time.Why ...
Posted by Ashlie on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

Got balls?

So Im watching Rachel Rays show on channel 2 right now, and Ive always been a fan of hers. Shes cute, shes a bit fiesty, she rocks the quick meals, and today I just love her dress! (gay hand motion i...
Posted by Ashlie on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST

Funyons burn coming back up.

just a little PSA for you all.If you think that theres any way you may vomit, dont eat a whole bag of Funyons before you do. They make for a VERY unplesent expirience.Some may argue that the Funyons...
Posted by Ashlie on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

Vons.....or.......why not to multiply

So last nite I was at the grocery store and I noteced something that I have always known, but after seeing it again and again and again , in a matter of 35 minutes or so, I dont understand why others ...
Posted by Ashlie on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:34:00 PST

Im sorry Corniel, I cant spell your name and you didnt make me barf. It was Ric

Ok now thats its morning and i have made it through the resst of the nite vomit free i have been doing some thinking.It wasnt the nasty KFC i ate, it was actually the wonderful (and not cheep) Rics re...
Posted by Ashlie on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:52:00 PST

uggggg, dont feel well...........pukey pukems. but its 4:20 am now!

i have not eaten at KFC in probally 8 years. is it a coincidence I just woke up at 4am throwing up?????i decided to take a post vomit bong rip in hopes to make my angry tummy happy, but it made me p...
Posted by Ashlie on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 04:24:00 PST

All work and no play make Homer, something something.............

im grumpy. all work and no wiener makes Ashlie a bitchy girl. all my girls fom college know this is the truth, so dont laugh, they can vouch for me here. i advise everyone that sees me on a daily b...
Posted by Ashlie on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:49:00 PST

the life of a waitress, wait to be PC a server...........

So that new movie, Waiting, is coming out tomarrow and of course, I must see it tomarrow. For anyone that has ever been in the biz, even for a short time, you know that everyday is its own story. ...
Posted by Ashlie on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 02:12:00 PST

the quest for sterility.... (is that even a word? christy?)

i am roasting yet another plump, juicy seed right now. what the hell? oh how i wish the rumors were true............... because i got myself a date tonite. poop.
Posted by Ashlie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SEEEEEEEDS!!!!!!!!

what are these HUGE seeds doing in my bowl? its like a family of deer have been using my jar as a toilet? I really shouldnt complain, Ive only found 2 but Im soo retarded Ive been roasting this one ...
Posted by Ashlie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST