Some Pulp Fiction |
Vincent: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just it's just...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:43:00 GMT |
A Little Boondock Saints |
Rocco: Fuckin'..What the fuckin' fuck..Who the fuck..Fuck this fuckin'..How did you two fuckin' fucks.. FUCK!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Donna: Where's my ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 17:06:00 GMT |
Leave an englishmans’ football game alone |
Barfly Jack: Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He’s not to be underestimated. He’s a funny-looking fucker I know, but you’ve got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it’s a...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:15:00 GMT |
Two kinds of balls |
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you’re obviously the big dick. And these two on either side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey fagg...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:08:00 GMT |
Adam West is awesome |
Mayor Adam West: "Got milk?" That’s a funny one, too. Oh, and uh, "I got ya, diagonally." "Pretty sneaky, sis." That one’s also funny. [goes to wash his hands] Meg: Mayor West, you’v...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:09:00 GMT |
Makes me hungry just thinking about it |
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, m...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:33:00 GMT |
Interesting point on tipping |
NICE GUY EDDIE C'mon, throw in a buck. MR. PINK Uh-uh. I don't tip. NICE GUY EDDIE Whaddaya mean you don't tip? MR. PINK I don't believe in it. NICE GUY EDDIE You don't believe in tipping? MR. BLONDE ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:56:00 GMT |
Pre-movie warning |
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:41:00 GMT |
A subtle sign your coworker may be crazy |
Richard Chesler: [Reading a piece of paper] The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?
Narrator: [Voice-over] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy mac...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:39:00 GMT |
Very long opening credit sequence |
Peter Griffin: Oh, look, it's one of those early Maude episodes with the really long opening credit sequence.
TV: Lady Godiva was a freedom riderShe didn't care if the whole world lookedJoan of Arc wi...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:33:00 GMT |
