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In A Constant State Of WTF?

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About Me

Well, let's see... I am Ashley.I HAVE THE HOTTEST SISTER IN THE WORLD!! HER NAME IS JESSICA!! SHE IS SOO FREAKIN BEAUTIFUL && COOL!! I am a shift supervisor at starbucks, I have 2 beautiful kids that are my life.... There's not too much you need to know about me, so anything you wanna know, ask and if I feel up to it, I will answer ya.
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Music:

Blink 182, Bowling for Soup, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, New Found Glory, Green Day, Metallica, AFI, All American Rejects, Eminem, System of a Down, Papa Roach, Seether, Staind, 3 Doors Down, Cold, Crossfade, Breaking Benjamin, AWM, SINN, and anything that just sounds good at the moment..

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite "Tina come get some HAM" The ROcky Horror Picture Show "I'm just a sweet transvestite" What Dreams May Come-- One of the BEST movies ever created The Green Mile-- That fucker Percy needs an ass whooping! Corky Romano "I should buy a BOAT!" Willy WOnka and the Chocolate Factory "Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker" Shrek 1 & 2 "And in the morning I'm Making WAFFLES!!!" Anger Management "I feel Pretty..." Identity---- that movie confused the hell out of me but it was soooo good!!!!! And then of course, the nightmare before christmas :)I'll watch just about anything.... I love comedies and chick flicks and love stories that aren't necessarily considered chick flicks.... yeah.... I'm such a GIRL!

Television:

Knowing that one of my main interests is Criminal Justice and trying to become a CSI, I know you can probably guess the types of shows I like to watch.... If ya can't, your just retarded.... I'm sorry, but thats the nicest way to say that!! What do you want me to do? Lie to you? Sorry, I can't do that..... Why you say?? Cuz I don't wanna.... I want you to feel stupid... I wanna laugh at you and be all like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO STUPID!! HOW DID YOU GET SO STUPID? YOUR PARENTS MUST NOT BE TOO BRIGHT EITHER HUH? DID YOUR SMART GENES DROWN IN THE GENE POOL? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID? I DON'T UNDERSTAND? OH, I'M TALKING TO FAST FOR YOU? YOUR MOUTH IS HANGING OPEN LIKE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! LET ME TALK A LITTLE SLOWER SO YOUR BRAIN CAN KEEP UP! yyyoooouuuu aaaarrrrreee ffffreeeeaaakkkkiiinnnn' ssssstttuuuuuuuppppppiiiidddd!!!!!! S-T-U-P-I-D!!!!"ANYWAYS- FOR THE STUPID PEOPLE--- I like CSI Las Vegas, Law and Order SVU, Monk, and things of that sort.... *whispers under breathe* "i can't believe i am dealing with these retards"......

Books:

Books are fun to throw at people as long as they are thick and heavy books.... Paperback books are fun to shove down people's throats and make them choke on and die and then thats fun for CSI's cuz then they have a case to solve and they gotta figure out who the mysterious paperback killer is!!!!!

Heroes:

You're my hero.... No, really.... You are.... Anyone that reads my profile all the way through is my hero.... Cuz if you can put up with me, you must have super human powers......

My Blog

Damn Good Song.....

Artist: NICKELBACK Album: All The Right Reasons Title: Far AwayThis time, This placeMisused, MistakesToo long, Too lateWho was I to make you waitJust one chanceJust one breathJust in case th...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST

Tell Me.....

Dear Ashley,,You make me _____________. You should _________. Someday I will ___________. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name t...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST

Just felt like typing!!!

Foolish pride is what held me together through the years I wasn't felt, which is why I ain't never played myself. I just play the hand I'm dealt. I can't say I've never knelt before God n' asked for b...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Love Poem"

This poem goes out to my specail someone... You know who you are baby... I love you Lew $$!!! I honestly never thought I'd find Someone that I could call mine And it all just happened so fast ...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

<sigh> what a week!!!!!

A lot of drama has gone on this week but fortunately, its over (as far as I know).... I guess everything ended up alright.... I'm sure trust is broken all over the place, but a wise man once said "t...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"pure confusion"

whats wrong here? is my life just a game? does God have the controller just going insane? should i end it all now? or will things get better? up and down like a rollercoaster i go in this crazy ...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"the perfect man"

no man's perfect, but at least some try even if they leave you with tears in your eyes but things have to change i can no longer stand being in pain for any fucking man the perfect man has to ...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

<sigh>

what is up people? as u may be able to tell by the following blogs, i got a little bored tonite... just be happy i only posted a few of them cuz i did over 30 of those bitches..... i am so bored a...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy bunny...

Happy Bunny! by Karen_WalkerNameFavourite WordHappy Bunny Says:Quiz created with MemeGen!...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmmm....

Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13NameAgeVirgin?So, who will make you moan?Your crush!How?Magic! Kaboom!Will it be good?You'd rather be with your dog.Percentage of people who smiled when they sa...
Posted by ♥ I Wish You Were Here ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST