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Queeeeeeeeeenie!

Something like a princess gone wrong....

About Me

Dan says: bold! daring! half the calories! twice the flavor! (And no, he DOESN'T know from experience.)I'm a lover, a hater, real, fake, wealthy, poor, hot, cold, dry, wet, and quite possibly every other combination of exact opposites that you could come up with. I'm brutally honest....to the point that people don't know if they believe that I'm real. And I'm quite possibly the strongest bitch you could ever meet....in all forms of the word strong. If you wanna get on my good side, buy me a Yuengling. If you wanna get on my bad side, lie to me or be as fake as you can be...I'll see right through you.Oh...a little warning from the Surgeon General.... May bring out schitzophrenia, clinginess, or other psychological issues. May lead to severe family issues. Wives, girlfriends, side piece, baby mama, or other will react violently to knowledge of one on one contact with enclosed. Please do not use if you are currently in a relationship, or trying make your current one work... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Bowling, poker, music, politics, life, death, love, happiness, sadness, animals, disabilities, cars, pogo.com, homestarrunner.com, my 2 favorite forums, the PBA forums, and bowlingballexchange.com and SO much more.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Johnson, Ritchie Allen, Tommy Jones, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Torey Hayden, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Fred Durst, Coby Dick (or Jacoby as he goes by now), DJ Tiesto, Vince Gill, Reba McIntyre, Garth Brooks, Doyle Brunson, Phil Laak, Cat Hulbert, Mike Matasow, Opie, Anthony, Jimmy Norton, Rich Vos, Ron, and Fez.

Music:

Wholeshot (RIP), Red 7 (RIP), Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Staind, Chicago, System of a Down, Cold, Disturbed, Nirvana, Nickleback, Static X, Papa Roach, Bon Jovi, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Xzibit, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, A Tribe Called Quest, Tupac, Biggie, Judy Torres, Ultrabeat, DJ Tiesto, Vince Gill, Reba McIntyre, Garth Brooks, Lauryn Hill and the list continues...I'm also addicted to my boys on XM - Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez. Although they aren't music....I wouldn't be happy if they weren't blasting through my speakers.

Movies:

Sister Act 2, The Sound of Music, Speed, Beauty and the Beast, Shrek, Shrek 2, Ocean's 11, Ocean's 12, The Godfather movies, Scarface, Shawshank Redemption, John Q, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Wedding Singer, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Transporter (1 & 2), Van Wilder, Dogma, The Notebook, Say Anything, Toys

Television:

Wife Swap, Family Guy, Amazing Race, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Made, Sportscenter, Win Ben Stein's Money, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, The Price is Right, PBA Bowling, Devils games, Howard Stern, $40 a Day, Iron Chef (old ones are better, but IC America is ok too, since Morimoto is still there), Good Eats.

Books:

The Harry Potter series, ANY and EVERY Torey Hayden book, Sophie Kinsella books, Emily Giffin books and anything that actually looks like it'll impress me.

Heroes:

Michelle Feldman (just her style though...not her weight)and my Grandmother Verne....until the day she died, she took no $hit from ANYONE and all 4 feet 11 inches of her could kick your a$$.

My Blog

Don't tell me....

Finally, someone made a song about something I've been saying forever. Thank you Hoobastank. Don't tell me that you are ready to change. Don't tell me that from now it won't be the same. It doesn't m...
Posted by MaryEllen on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:34:00 PST

Jeez....this could be fun!

Ripped this off of Mary Kath's blog. This obviously works best if I actually KNOW you... Leave a comment with your name and: 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/...
Posted by MaryEllen on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:29:00 PST

My Namesake

Mary C. (Travers) Krattinger   KRATTINGER - Mary C. (nee Travers) 81 of Lodi, formerly of the Bronx, N.Y., on Monday, October 3, 2005. Beloved wife of the late Joseph Sr., (1971). D...
Posted by MaryEllen on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 08:13:00 PST

Shamless plugging....

So...to do my "friendly deeds"...I decided (although I was told it might cause Myspace fights) to write a blog promoting 2 awesome bands. First up...I wanna apologize to Miguel and the members of Whol...
Posted by MaryEllen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Father's Day Blog

To all the "Baby's Daddies" out there, I wanna wish you all a Happy Father's Day and tell a story that I hope you can learn from. My dad was the "All American Guy". He hunted, fished, drove a truck f...
Posted by MaryEllen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST