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cody

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Name: Cody -Sign: Scorpio -Age: 25, going on 40 -Looks: 6'3", 145 lbs, brown hair, hazel eyes, boyishly cute freckles (or "sun kisses," as my mommy calls them) -Me: a somewhat aimless, Japanese-speaking artist who likes cigarettes, booty-grinding till the crack of dawn, and the theatrical spot-light a little too much. Lots o' sass included. -Residence: Fresh off the boat from Tokyo. Now heatin' up Andyville, in the Big Blow. -Status: single.... ugh.... but, N.F.N.R (no freaks need reply) -Guilty Pleasure: drawing pretty pretty pictures! check out: http://codycranch.livejournal.com/ for more on the whimsical worlds of Csquared.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Are you "just a nice, ordinary guy looking for friends or more"? Well, don't come a-knockin'. Are you a nothing-but-teeth "HI MY NAME'S ASHLEEE WILL U ADD ME!!" fair-weather buddy collector? Sorry, honey, not here. Are you a 450 lbs. leather daddy with black back-hair like a shag carpet, a goyter the size of a grapefruit and only one eye? Hmm, at least that's an interesting start....I don't mean to hate upon these types of people, but you're still probably pondering, "this cody guy must obviously be a pretentious asshole!" You're thinking, "What a snobby knob-jockey!" You're insisting, "Why don't you just tell us your hometown and cock-size?!" Sorry to disappoint, but I'm only icy and scathing on the surface. My bitchy-queen motif is simply a facade -- deep down, I'm fuzzy. However, I demand certain qualities in my more-than-acquaintances: sharp wits, savvy styles, intellectual outlooks, creative passions. I want meaty, mature, ripened, raw, complex, curvaceous, scintillating, sexy, pure n' pornographic personalities.So, if you wanna be friends, give me a good reason to like you. Pique my curiosity. Tempt my interest. Seduce my attention. Rock my mind. Pillage my prejudice. Ravish my indifference.... and then, maybe, we can have some fun.

My Blog

Naughty Nature

(Tokyo: March, 2007)Although occasional cold snaps still hit so quick you'd get whiplash, and that cantankerous curmudgeon, Ol' Man Winter, continues to stubbornly hack up artic spats, time is ticking...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:47:00 GMT

Wizz Kidz

(January 2007, Tokyo) Dear Abby,I've got a question and am hoping you have some answers. See, I'm currently holed-up in a "guest"... or rather, "gaijin" (foreigner)... house, to those more comfortably...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:08:00 GMT

SE Asia (part1): Living in SIN

A long-awaited one-man monologue mini-series in multiple ActsAct I[Curtain][A tall, gangly figure enters from upstage. He is bundled from head-to-toe in ersatz retro: corduroy flares dangerously coupl...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:34:00 GMT

Ch-Ch-Ch CHINA! (Part 2)

Gettin' NANJINGY With It!Though my trip to China was book-ended by a double visit to Shanghai, the overall plan for in between was about as well-laid as a 16 year old Spelling Quiz-keteer at Star Trek...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:52:00 GMT

Ch-Ch-Ch CHINA! (Part 1)

(Shang)HAI WAY TO HEAVEN(ly kingdom)For nearly nine months, I dutifully 9-to-5'ed it day-in and day-out. I worked these bones, through backache and bunions, to win my bread and butter  chomped at the...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 00:45:00 GMT

Back From the Dead (or First Days in Tokyo)

November, 2005Apparently, on Thanksgiving, Stove Top ain't the only thing getting' stuffed. Here I am, once more, mashed into a train overfilled to thrice its capacity. You see, Tokyo's a tough town a...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 00:34:00 GMT

SE Asia (part 7): Finale

Act IV[Lights up on the figure, sitting center stage. He is surrounded not by the flurry of the school office, nor the metrosexuals wet-dream-décor of the Kat Pat café. Instead, this scene is the cha...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:50:00 GMT

SE Asia (part 6): DL on KL

Act III[Curtain opens to reveal a familiar scene. The soft glow of track lighting, the plush fabric of the booth seats, and the familiar notes of old Europe play over the speakers. Again, the figure i...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:48:00 GMT

SE Asia (part 5): A Hard Man Humbled

Act II, scene 4We left the strip club all a bit stunned, and perhaps more than a little homesick for the familiar ways of Japan. There were many things that happened that night that I didnt understa...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:47:00 GMT

SE Asia (part 4): She Bangs, She Bangs

Act II, scene 3While the girls of the group blabbed on about female objectification, my male companions (Chris, Jeff, Luke) and I hit the streets in search of beer and titties. But the search didnt l...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:45:00 GMT