playing soccer.volley ball and hockey
i like to meet people. i like to watch sports. i like toembed src="http://lads.myspace.com/photoshow/slideshow.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale" wmode="transparent" flashvars="userID=117043849&bgColor=16724787&bgColor 2=13382400&transitionSpeed=24&transitionStyle=a& showCaptions=1" width="703" height="289" name="slider" align="middle"/ Girly Myspace Layouts
indian.Toilet Brush Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.They bought five tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of Gourmet Spaghetti sauce.Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long Gourmet Spaghetti.And Harry won the sixth prize - a Toilet Brush.When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes."Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti.""So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?""Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."
some movies , action movies. Blonde Bar A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
watch sports all the time.Golden Urinals A man came home VERY late, drunk as a skunk, to find his wife waiting for him at the door. "Where have you been?" she screams. "It's 4 in the morning!"He says, "Aww, I just stopped at this bar, I was only going to have one drink...but this bar, it was incredible. Everything in it was gold-plated. They had a gold rail under the bar, gold ashtrays, they served the drinks in gold shot glasses, the table posts were all gold-plated, even the mirror behind the bar was gold. The cash register was gold. I was so amazed by all this gold, I just kept ordering drinks, and so I could stay in the bar and look at it. Hell, even when I went to the Men's Room to take a leak, they had gold-plated urinals...man, I want to tell you, it was wonderful.""I don't believe that story for one goddamn minute," his wife said. "What was this place called?""Hell," he replies, "I can't remember...I got too drunk, and I forgot.""You're gonna have to prove it to me tomorrow when you sober up, or I'm going to divorce you!" she said.The next day, the man looks through the Yellow Pages under "BARS", but none of the names ring a bell. He decides that he'll call all the bars listed, and ask the bartenders about the decor in their establishments. He's called about 50 bars so far, and still no luck. Finally, he calls one bar, asks his question, and the bartender says that, yes, they are the bar with all the gold-plated stuff."Here," the man says, handing the phone to his wife. "Ask this bartender if I'm lying!"The wife gets on the line, and begins to ask the bartender about all the things her husband had told her about on the previous night...the rail, the shot glasses, the mirrors, the table posts, the cash register, etc. etc. Finally, she says, "Now, this may seem like a strange question, but my husband says you even have gold-plated urinals...do you?"The bartender puts the phone down on the bar, and she hears him yell, "Hey Mike!! I think I know who pissed in your saxophone..."
i don't know. because i don't read that much book
Son of a Bitch A little boy was doing his math homework.He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitch is seven...."His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom.""And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked."Yes," he answered.Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."