the tinygangsta!

"GET YOUR BALLS OUT OF MY FACE" by the tinygangsta (!)once again, i am compelled to use my "about me section" as a means of bringing the light of civilization into the bowels of ignorance.i'll come right to it. i have received an alarming number of new myspace emails from men wearing nothing but speedos.i cannot BELIEVE i have been forced to do this, but someone must take action.GUYS--now i can understand the importance and prestige of the balls. however, among women, from a purely aesthetic point of view, they are generally considered hilarious. and in the world of online first impressions, it's best not to lead with one's balls in one's display pic, especially one's balls ensconced in tight-fitting, water-proof neoprene or whatever. i cannot overemphasize the importance of this. to be perfectly clear: SPEEDOS MAKE YOUR BALLS MORE, NOT LESS, HILARIOUS.also--it says a lot, and a lot of nothing good, if your speedoed balls are in your picture and your face isn't. in fact, it says "my face is so fucked up i'd rather you look at my balls."