"I Will Survive" REMIX!!! FUCKING HILARIOUS |
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could tak...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 17:42:00 GMT |
been a while |
Hey guys!!! its been a loooog time since i've done one of these!!
I would love to tell you that i found a lot more bumper stickers and stuff like that but no such luck. I've only seen a few noteworthy...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:16:00 GMT |
Think Thoughts Part Quatre |
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live
I went to the bookstore and asked the...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:07:00 GMT |
Contemplative Considerations |
Okay guys. I promised some of these...so.....here they are:
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adul...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 18:45:00 GMT |
Think Thoughts Part Trois |
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Why be difficult? Be impossible
&...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:04:00 GMT |
Think Thouhgts Part Deux |
Hey guys! Here are some more.....
I swerve to hit people at random!
I brake for no apparent reason
I brake for hallucinations
Don't laugh, your daughter may be insid...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 22:18:00 GMT |
annoying the bro |
ok, im known for being a smart ass and you probably had to be there to think it was funny but im gonna tell you anyway.
The oldest of my bros, Ian (10 yrs), ALWAYS complains about not being...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 13:13:00 GMT |
Think Thoughts |
OK, here are are some funny bumper stickers, T-shirts, Contemplative considerations, and just a few i made myself :)
Some of these are just plain stupid, but im to appeal to everyone's funnybone, a wi...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:01:00 GMT |
coincidence??? |
tell me if this shit isnt weird:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846
John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946
Lincoln was elected preisdent in 1860
Kennedy was elected...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 22:51:00 GMT |
the cardinal's sin |
What the fuck?!?! What wrong with people today? How can someone molest children? These types of people(the cardinal, other memers of catholic chruch) are supposed to be leaders and looked up to! That'...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:18:00 GMT |
