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Kyle

Dodge Intrepid!? Thats such fuckin diarea; someone shit it out!? You all got PU McNish legs!? Hell y

About Me

Whats really going down is that:I exist like all living and nonliving things. Like all other humans, my habitat is this environment and I'm a person a.k.a. animal a.k.a. being a.k.a. entity. I'm an electrochemical battery and I need sleep/ rest/ food/ water to recharge. PERSON= ELECTROCHEMICAL BATTERY. Human beings are symbolic as hell; they create and interchange different symbols to transfer and explain language and ideas.People are so "GRAND" and "JOLLY". Everything about thems such "FANCY SHIT" ...nobodys exempt... everyones such a PERSON. People are ridiculous social animal travel beings a.k.a. SOCIALS SLUTS that whine/ cry/ pout/ explode when life doesn't go how they/ the people want. Sometimes, they transport themselves places in Geo Metros, Geo Prizims, and Dodge Intrepids. They also like opening/ closing/ slamming doors so fuckin much. It's nuts how much fun and quality entertainment these entities get from doing that shit; I mean who would have known that doors would come to be thought of as such fascinating objects and regarded as a favorite pastime?Of course, everyone knows that people and their lives and wants and needs and dramas and hardships and whatever else, etc., etc., is so "IMPORTANT" and "SERIOUS" and "INTERESTING" and downright PU and GAY AS HELL. For many electrochemical pests, lifes a huge play and they are the star of that play; every days another day in that play. They enjoy that play, whether it's going well or not, even though they don't always admit it. They love having things in the play a.k.a. their life to talk and gossip about.I got this residential dwelling that I rule and reign. I'm the King of that castle for sure; what King Prince says goes in that animal dwelling, because I am a PERSON and I'm so damn important like everyone else. It's a real good thing that the kingdom I posess don't got vinyl siding and drop ceilings because then I'd bulldoze it personally for fun. Its got doors/ windows that open/ close when I decide; unlike most existing humans though, I don't enjoy or understand whats up with the doors for entertainment bs. I feel so fuckin important because I am a FANCY GRAND ANIMAL like everyone else and I got this vehicle object p.o.s. to transport me and the other animals in my life places(ALL people are animals). I'm sure many think like this in the back of their minds when they breeze thru in their cosmic coupes and pieces of crap; no reason to deny what is obvious. It's important to understand and be aware that usually, like everyone knows, "The fancier the vehicle, the fancier the animal, but p.o.s. car can make just as fancy a creature also, depending on the behavior of the being at hand and how it conducts itself. The whinier(boohoo wah noaa nintendoa)/ more declarative(nahnah nee)/ complainatory(nooaaa, stopaaa, pleeesaaa, whyaaa, givemeaaaaa) the creation; all the more the entity."Charlie Browns/ COUNTRRRRRYYYYY SQUIRE/ Gaydays/ Buggggaakin/ Office/ Crapplebees: what joke clownhouse p.o.s. disgraces... Charlie Browns wins the first place prize clownhouse by a landslide and Country Homosexuals proudly takes the second.

My Interests

Chillin out with my buds, bullshitin around and doing nothing when i can, a few college classes, stocks and finances, real estate, good investments, advertising and construction industries, travel, short trips out of NJ, beach, laughing at others, laughing more at others, working out, other fun forms of exercise, mad blunts, bluntwalks, bluntcruises, bonghits, outdoors, hiking, bars, getting trashed from time to time, ridiculing different musicians and actors, screaming out car windows and beeping at others in order to frazzle them and make them cringe for my own amusement, destroying things and fuckin shit up when I feel like it, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Melefacent, Tooth Fairy(sneaky sneaky bitch), Easter Bunny Landau(he's "the person who owns this phone" and he cracks such good jokes too), Santa Clause, Baby Bop, Pennywise, Whiskers J. C.(real pu McNish), "Santa-Baby" Tanis(he has been being a homothug yo yo for years in da hood yo baby yo yo yo on da DL yo yo spooky ape yo he da shit yo), Scrabble People, Scruffy Jud, Schallis, Ashley Abbott(she susus all over the place every day, big problem there), Roryum(moo moo she she weetodid), Ms. Denise Maynard, Spooky Ape McNish, Lioness Chupeck-McNish(gimmeyatrophy), Sam Wheat(got kicked in the feet, fell to the floor, ha ha), That crazy dude that goes "Put the lotion in the basket," different stuffed animals, live lego people, Pigs who eat lots of fast food(...might as well eat out of someones used rank cholostomy bag found in the bathroom of the Plainfield YMCA...how fuckin delectable.)

Heroes:

Myself obviously.