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Jeremy's Retort

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 ............................................................ ............................................................ ............BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAHBADY, BLAH, BLAH, OH, AND BLAH! FUCKIN BORING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! Whats to know? I'm a musician, need I say more. The music will tell you what you need to know about me. I GOT ISSUES! MUSICIAN WITH ISSUES SEEKING FANS WITH ISSUES. IF YOUR DEPRESSED, SAD, LONELY, HORNY, FUCKED UP, INSECURE, MANIC, LOCO, SADISTIC, TWISTED, CONFUSED, OR HAVE SEVERE EMOTIONAL DISORDERS, YOUR IN THE RIGHT PLACE....... ENJOY THE RIDE!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -DISCLAIMER: I can not be held responsible for the effect my music may have on people who take my songs too literally. I am not responsible for anybodys' actions except my own. My music is meant to be entertaining and thought provoking only. + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +My music is available for purchase at www.jeremysretort.com, www.herbsmoke.com, www.cdbaby.com, Rhapsody, Apple I-tunes, Sony connect, and Music Now.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/03/2005
Band Website: www.jeremysretort.com
Band Members: Jeremy Bryan - Lead Vocals, all Guitars, Bass, and programming
Influences: THE BANDS/ARTISTS THAT GOT ME STARTED AND THE ONES THAT KEEP ME INSPIRED: JIMI HENDRIX, THE DOORS, LED ZEPPLIN, QUEEN, RUSH, BLACK SABBATH, AC/DC, AEROSMITH, VAN HALEN, MOTLEY CRUE, GUNS-N-ROSES, SKID ROW, IRON MAIDEN, JUDAS PRIEST, YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, QUEENSRYCHE, METALLICA, MEGA-DETH, SLAYER, TESTAMENT, FORBIDDEN, OVERKILL, SEX PISTOLS, THE RAMONES, ALICE IN CHAINS, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, BODY COUNT, DREAM THEATER, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, PANTERA, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE,INCUBUS, DISTURBED, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, FOO FIGHTERS, LINKIN PARK, SEVENDUST ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------LYR ICAL: JIM MORRISON, JIMI HENDRIX, NIKKI SIXX, AXL ROSE, DAVE SABO/RACHEL BOLAN, STEVEN TYLER, ICE T, EMINEM, JERRY CANTRELL/LANE STALEY, SCOTT STAPP, DAVID DRAMAN, ANTHONY KEIDIS-,JAMES HETFIELD, CHUCK BILLY, BRANDON BOYD-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---VOCAL: ROBERT PLANT, GEDDY LEE, AXL ROSE, SEBASTIAN BACH, VINCE NEIL, LANE STALEY, DAVID DRAMAN, BRUCE DICKENSON, FREDDIE MERCURY, GEOFF TATE, STEVEN TYLER, ROB HALFORD, SCOTT WEILAND----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------GUITAR: JIMI HENDRIX, JIMMY PAGE, ALEX LIFESON, TED NUGENT, EDDIE VAN HALEN, GEORGE LYNCH, ANGUS YOUNG, MICK MARS, ALEX SHCOLNICK, MARTY FREIDMAN, SLASH, DAVE SABO, SCOTTI HILL, JERRY CANTRELL, DIMEBAG DARRELL, YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, JOHN PETRUCCI, RANDY RHOADS, ZACK WYLDE, BRIAN MAY, STEVE STEVENS, ERIC PETERSON, STEVE VIA, JOE SATRIANI, KIRK HAMMET, MARK TREMONTI, JAMES MURPHY------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------MY FAVORITE BASS PLAYERS: JOHN PAUL JOHNS, GEDDY LEE, FLEA, CLIFF BURTON, LES CLAYPOOL, JASON NEWSTEAD, GREG CHRISTIAN, STEVE HARRIS, DUFF McKAGAN, RACHEAL BOLIN, DAVE ELLEFSON, VICTOR WOOTAN...................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ..............................MY FAVORITE DRUMMERS: JOHN BONHAM, NEIL PEART, MITCH MITCHELL, TOMMY LEE, DAVE LOMBARDO, MIKE PORTNOY, CHAD SMITH, ALEX VAN HALEN, VINNIE PAUL, LARS ULRICH, ROBB ALFUSO, NICK MENZA, MATT SORUM, SEAN KINNEY
Sounds Like: Led Zepplin meets Slayer!
Record Label: Reckless Retort Records

My Blog

Double CD

Out of maybe 45 different songs I've written since releasing "Break Free", I've found 30 songs that I really like. My next release may end up being a double CD. I've begun the recording process, so ho...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:36:00 GMT

New CD

I'm currently upgrading my recording gear. And when that's finished, I'll start recording my new CD. The last two years of my life have been extremely crazy and I have finally come up with more than e...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:38:00 GMT

Looking for fans in all the wrong places.

Hi Everyone,    I'm still trying to share my music with the world. I'm still trying to connect with my fans. So if you haven't heard Jeremy's Retort. Stop in and check out my music. I could ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 16:10:00 GMT