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About Me

All of my filth is in alphabetical order. <a

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Those beautiful, lonely souls who dare to dream the impossible...

My Blog

My Very Own Television Network

In response to the trend of terrible channels on television(with few exceptions like National Geographic, PBS, and sometimes Discovery or History channels), which have apparently chosen to only show t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 13:18:00 GMT

The Best Book Review Ever.

Amazon.com, a great site, not just for the assortment of fantastic books, but every now and then you find a review that just warms your heart and leaves you speechless. Without further ado, I present...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:46:00 GMT

HEADLINES: The Real News as told by Brian D.

- BREAKING NEWS: Tracy McGrady, NBA superstar and Houston Rockets G/F, has been found dead outside ofToyota Center in downtown Houston, from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot to his vagina. Sources...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:29:00 GMT

My Open Letter Of Love For Palin

 Dear Sarah Palin:        I understand your beauty is overrated, but you are sexy in a redneck-marry-your-cousin-drink-Schlitz type way. Your brains exist somewhere de...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:06:00 GMT

War On Terror or War OF Terror?

A voice of reason in times of madness? You don't say.... ------------------------------------------------------------ ---- "My family and others who have lived their entire lives in Iraq, don't know wh...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:58:00 GMT

The Greatest CraigsList Ad EVER?

THIS WAS A REAL CRAIGSLIST.ORG AD, PRESERVED FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS. ENJOY. MAKE SURE TO READ THE AMAZING REPLY!   ---------------------------- What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating a...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:12:00 GMT

I'm not really dead yet...

..i'm on the outside looking in.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:13:00 GMT

Michael Moore says...

Whether you're a fan of Michael Moore or not, or agree with anything he has to say, I found this to be interesting and pretty accurate, definately worth the read. -------------------------------------...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:19:00 GMT