*sings* I love you, you love me, Barney has been snorting speed! *stops singing*Hey y'all, how's it goin'? :) If you can read this, then you have stumbled upon my MySpace page! Congratulations, do you want a medal? Well tough, they were stolen from me, lousy teenagers...wait...asses can't sneeze, and horses can't talk! No, no, nothing about this adds up at all!Anyhoos, please leave a message after the beep, and the fridge will write it on a piece of paper and hold on to it with a magnet.Oh, what? You want to know a bit about myself, do you? *sighs* Very well. I am a "human" or whatever you creatures call yourselves. The date of my uterine freedom is the 21st day of the 6th month of the 1991st year after God's bastard child Jesus was allegedly born. I love Evanescence, they rox my sox! I am also the court jester of the infamous group of social misfits, The Lost Boys! See Heroes for more info on it's other members. I am also a fan of home-cooked meals. Sure, I love an artery-clogging, heart attack-inducing, fat-filled take-away dinner as much as the next "human". But put a fresh, steaming bowl or plate of something recently cooked in a pot or the stove in your kitchen, and I'll be coming back for seconds!
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