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Exemist

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About Me

Hi I am Exemist. I am the slayer of universes, and am currently undergoing devious plans to destroy you, your family, your family's mailman, everyone your mailman delivers to, all there pets, all the flees that are on them and so on. To some me up in one word i would say I'm eviltasticfuldangerousmentdestructivetacular. Also coffee rules it is one of my favorite tools of destruction. I put it in my cereal and in my car, my scorpion tank, even my washing machine to keep all my combat armor delightfully smooth and coffee clean.Now as a ninja I am in top notch condition. Every morning I stretch out and do sprints against high end sports cars and always win. Then I always eat healthy, just like my neighbors... they we're tasty and high in protein. My other hobies include reading books backwards with my eyes closed, shooting geese with fully automatic weapons and eating souls of my enemy's.The only thing standing in my way to total domination of the universe is an evil leprechaun with extraordinary powers, but until she is defeated you are safe....for nowIajibagoa!
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My Interests

I like to ninja unsaspecting targets,dance in highways in all black,hide on the second story of one story buildings, try and climb the ground, make a time mechine that will send me to yesterdays tomorrow,find out what country the great wall of china is in,and finally play xbox.

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy people that are at least 32.8% retarted as me, that are halarious and don't care about making a complete ass out of themselves. hence beware of assosiating with me becuase if you attempt to be one hardcore asshole at anytime i will clearly ruin your image and stoof. Umm Waldo from wheres Waldo and ask him who hes hiding from. It also be cool to meet Breaking Wheel, Eddie Ifft, Dr. Masaaki Hatsumi, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Shiva, God, Godzilla, Myself, You, Buckle My Left Shoe, and the makers of Red vs. Blue. MY TOP 8 COULD BEAT YOUR TOP 8'S ASS

Music:

The Greatest Heavyiest shit, Breaking Wheel

Movies:

Red vs. Blue is bitchen, Alien vs. Predator, The Ref, The Last Samuria, Star Wars, Loaded Weapon, Space Balls, and any movies with Jim Carrey, Denis Leary, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jackie Chan.

Heroes:

Amazingly fancy Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10r and ZX-14

My Blog

shap kickin bouncin

Driving is fun thought i'd share that with you children. So im going down 176 and this chick is doing ten under talking on the phone, ya know the feeling. its busy your on your way to work and some ch...
Posted by Exemist on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:31:00 PST

The Before Affect

HI CHILDREN! so geuss what the fuck comes out tomorrow!? think! that is fucking absolutly bob dillon on fire correct if you thought THE FORBIDEN KINGDOM!!! the new jacky chan and jet lie movie. Now se...
Posted by Exemist on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST

kittenz

Welcome friends of Exemist! How arew you today? well thats a dumb question because this will probobly be read at various times but still eat my left upperhair quadrant. You know whats awesome? cars. y...
Posted by Exemist on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:43:00 PST

Wooo ownage

Alright just got back to lifting after like fucking months, and holy bawlz did i lsoe strength! please no one beat me up, cuz I are a little bitch! Oh well i got like a motnh until more martial arts f...
Posted by Exemist on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:43:00 PST

DingleHopper

Wow my computer crashed and i lost 9 Gigs of music! all of it FUCK! so in extreme no music desperasion i started downloading entire band discographys, while throwing in cds in the tray and directly bu...
Posted by Exemist on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:58:00 PST

penz

Ya screw you superbowl. haha i hate both the teams anyways but still. the ending wasnt bad and stoof but still. and chris kicked me and jesse out of his car for the second car in the snow and made our...
Posted by Exemist on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

pencil raper

Wow you know when somthings like realllyyy fucking bad for you but it just tastes so good you just ummm dont care. well i just drank 4 muscle milk shakes and i'll have you know that i just drank 200% ...
Posted by Exemist on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:59:00 PST

wtf ftw

So today i bought some new boots for like $18. I had my nikes for like 3 years and my god they are like part of me haha. there falling appart so there under construction momentarily but they will be b...
Posted by Exemist on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:33:00 PST

Upseting the woman at large

you know just for shits and giggles i asked a bunch of my female friends is there a sex icon or movie star you would leave your loved one for. Ever single one said yes but 1. haha and it suprised me w...
Posted by Exemist on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:26:00 PST

smack pilgroms before they can smack you

Updates on teh Exemist for the win! im getting an x ray on my rist cuz my right arm is a sissy and i cant do anything... i hate you rist, if you werent attached to me i would leave you at a bus stop.....
Posted by Exemist on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:19:00 PST