If you're full of shit and you know it clap your hands.. |
The more I think about it the more I realise that blogs are shit and stupid. I havent written one for ages and I often think about writing a new one. Something witty and poignant. I usually draft them...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 00:56:00 GMT |
Hospitals Suck |
Especially when you are stuck in the Emergency ward from 3am with severe chest pains and an inability to breathe properly.Thank god they gave me morphine coz otherwise I think I would have cracked it....
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:00:00 GMT |
Up Up Up Up UP |
"Life is a funny thing.", my mother used to say.... Well, actually she didn't - she more accurately said "Elly don't do drugs" and "Elly don't work in the music industry" and "Elly stop drinking so mu...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:28:00 GMT |
DISCO disco DISCO disco DISKKOOOOWWEE |
Oh my lordy lordy have I had a crazy past week. And I like it when it's locco!Wed night was the 9 to 5 Magazine party - that basically involved semi naked men washing windows at the casino, too many ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:55:00 GMT |
I hate redheads |
I hate redheads. Well fake ones at least..
First vintage was in - yeah great - go buy your 'vintage pearls and broaches' from Sportsgirl. Don't bother actually understanding what the term Vintage mean...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 05:18:00 GMT |
Retardation Central |
Like hello I am SO sick of these stupid freaking 'myspace profile tracker' thingies.
Like hello people! Isnt the whole point of myspaz that you put a profile up for people to see? Who the fkuk ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:09:00 GMT |
I feel so dirty... |
I have now done THREE speed dating sessions in the past month or so. Its bloody hysterical but fuken hell man there are some generic mother fukers out there!Speed dating session 1: For some bloody new...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:19:00 GMT |
Anthems of Depravity |
And so we see the Monday after yet another wild weekend in Elly's world.Saturday night was a costume party at the Basement - uniform theme. I dressed up as a cop - coz we all know cops wear hotpants, ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 21:17:00 GMT |
Awards, awards pass me a champers |
I love free booze. Oh yes I do. Why does it always taste better when it's free?
Or in this case, when it's served up at Luna Park...
IF Awards last night were yet another occasion for me to indulg...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 03:35:00 GMT |
The porno couch of Surry Hills |
Someone please tell me why a perfectly good couch is left down a side alley in Surry Hills. Like as if thats not an invitation for debauchery.. 7am on a Sunday morning and lets just say I gave pas...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 01:06:00 GMT |
