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Name: Aaron
Birthday: 15th of Feb 1982
Birthplace: Melbourne
Current Location: At the fridge getting a Beer
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Auburn/Red
Height: 185cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English/ German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Thongs
Your Weakness: Ha! nice try my arch nemisis
Your Fears: Something I cannot see
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatlovers with egg & BBQ sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Winning Tattslotto
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dont use it much
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ah F**k...... Do I have to go to work!
Your Best Physical Feature: Ask Jess lol
Your Bedtime: Usually 8 hrs b4 im to start work
Your Most Missed Memory: My missing memory....... what was the question again?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, pepsi's shit
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hungry jacks
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: pass
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, im easily pleased that way.
Do you Smoke: Not any more
Do you Swear: What kind of a shitty bloody question is that?!
Do you Sing: I try and fail
Do you Shower Daily: Whats a shower?
Have you Been in Love: still am
Do you want to go to College: Bahhhh
Do you want to get Married: Im eloping cos its cheaper
Do you belive in yourself: I do! Others do 2.... Dont u!
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends
Do you think you are Attractive: alot of guys do, probably should stop going 2 gay bars
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Bloody oath
Do you play an Instrument: Does the ARSE trumpert count as an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Try 5mins ago
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigar, for a celebration!
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Blog

Joke of the week 19, Moral of the story is........

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... younger sister. My prospecti...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:51:00 GMT

Joke of the week 18. Company policy

TO ALL EMPLOYEES - EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER 2007 DRESS CODE1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:48:00 GMT

Joke of the week 17, Top Cricket Sledges

(Sorry, Its a week late) TOP CRICKET SLEDGESWith Cricket season upon us and everyone trying to beat the Aussies there's no doubt tempers will fray. This is what we miss when they switch the mikes off....
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:13:00 GMT

Joke of the week 16, Diarrhoa and the Ghost

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:43:00 GMT

Joke of the week 15, Men Vs Woman on how to shower.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMANTake off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cove...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:35:00 GMT

Joke of the week 14, Australian Citizen Test (Would you pass?)

AUSTRALIAN CITIZENSHIP TEST The Australian Government has put together a test for people applying for Australian citizenship with questions that they think reflects our language, culture, lifestyle et...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:37:00 GMT

Joke of the week 13, Amazing new watch

Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances a...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:24:00 GMT

Joke of the week 12. Talking Dog for sale.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog for Sale He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:24:00 GMT

Joke of the week 11: Yellow 24

A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:27:00 GMT

Joke of the week 10, Male date rape drug Exclusive!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer....
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:52:00 GMT