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Russ

Scrapings from the bottom of the shit barrel

About Me


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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||| 16%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality || 10%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 70%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 62%
Histrionic |||||||||| 34%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 62%
Dependent |||| 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 46% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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You scored as Indie.
Indie


70%

ska


65%

Punk


60%

reggae


60%

metal


50%

grunge


45%

classic rock


40%

Emo


40%

industrial


25%

rap


25%

country


20%

Pop Punk


10%

Pop


0%

mainstream rock


0%
what breed of music are you?
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very Low
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My Interests

Bassturbation, writing, meditating, weightlifting. As far as women, if you find both Monty Python and the Three Stooges entertaining, and are in love with punk and thrash metal and have an IQ of at least 120, you possess my heart.

I'd like to meet:

Joe Strummer, George W Bush, Ralph Nader, John Rotten, Fat Mike, Hitler, Karl Marx, Rasputin, anyone from Anti-Flag or the Dead Kennedys, the creators of South Park, Jon Stewart, Jimi Hendrix. Russ --
[adjective]:

Pretentiously academian

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Music:

Where to begin? I'll write them as they come to mind: The Dead Kennedys, The Clash, Green Day, System of a Down, the Dropkick Murphys, NoFX, The Suicide Machines, Primus, Leftover Crack, Radiohead, The Sex Pistols, Muse, Queens of the Stone Age, The Amnesiacs, The Sleeping Tribune, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, the Doors, The Velvet Underground, the Misfits, Anti-Flag, Nirvana, Rancid, The Violent Femmes, The Who, The Alkaline Trio.

Movies:

Scarface, A Clockwork Orange, Team America, Batman Begins, all the Chucky movies, Nightmare on Elm Street, Silence of the Lambs, SLC Punk, and others...

Television:

South Park, the Daily Show, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Three Stooges, The Sopranos.

Books:

A Panther is a Black Cat, Lord of the Flies, Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, 1984, Brave New World, The Prince and the Art of War, anything by Poe.

Heroes:

Heroes are for optimists.

My Blog

...And your uninformed opinion would be?

Is there anyone out there that truly thinks NASA is stealing food from the poor? Can anyone truly claim that scientific inquiry is a brutal oppression of this nation's already-oppressed? Is not the ...
Posted by Russ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

Who else loves rednecks?

I often think to myself, "Hey, asshole, how can life be any funnier?" The answer is simple. Hick motherfuckers make life funnier, and very much so.See, for those of you playing with the home editio...
Posted by Russ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST

Attention.

A lot of you have suggested the idea of "hanging out" this Christmas Break. Now, I'm all for human interaction and the like, but you insolent shits seem more intent on the idea than the event itself,...
Posted by Russ on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST

mis pensados

Estoy sorprendido. La vida ha estado yendo muy, muy bien estes dias, y pienso exactamente por que. No puedo decir a este tiempo - porque las personas incorrectas podria ser oyendo a mi - pero, pien...
Posted by Russ on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST

a mellow day

Aside from the hardcore workout which almost killed me today......this has been a most relaxing Monday. Plenty of things irritated the hell out of me, or just sent a shiver or two up my spine, but it...
Posted by Russ on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:21:00 PST

Humor is defined by witty subject lines.

Tomorrow is a new day.
Posted by Russ on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

Odd night tonight...

...the last in a sequence of many over the past several months. Weird things spinning around my head, and if you understand Nietzche, you could call me a very Dionysian person right now. But listeni...
Posted by Russ on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:23:00 PST

Russ's Spanish Insults for White Kids

1) Pienso que debes morir un muerte muy lentÍsimo. ~I think that you should die a very, very slow death.2) Si tu eras mi pariente, yo quitaria mi pinga entonces no hago hijos como tu. ~If you were m...
Posted by Russ on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:37:00 PST

smile, you're alive

Currently sitting at Mike's dorm room at GVSU... it's a calm place. I'm feeling much better than I did this morning, I suppose it just took some time to talk with two of my best friends to help put t...
Posted by Russ on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:36:00 PST

groggy & shirtless at 7:30

There's something about science that always makes me smile. I know it bores the hell out of most people, as well it should; the long equations and memorized facts aren't easy to come by. But when I'...
Posted by Russ on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST