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ERIK

I'm only in this for the hand jobs.

About Me



I used to live in Connecticut. I quit my job, drove to Oakland CA, bought a crock pot. I refuse to say "hella". I'm normal.

My Interests

The story of my life...

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surfing

I'd like to meet:

same as any other normal guy... a smart, pretty, girl with a sence of humor, from the north pole

Music:

heaps

Movies:

Swingers, Chopper, Pee Wee's Big Adventure,Back to the Future (1,2), Bill and Ted's (both), Fletch, RAD, Fear and Loathing in LasVegas, Made, Say Anything, Better Off Dead, Sure Thing, Big Labowski, Office Space, PCU, Blue Crush, Death Hunt

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, A-Team, McGuiver, food network, NESN, History Channel, This Old House, New Yankee Workshop, rap videos

Books:

Idiots guide to scaring people through threats of sodomy... Kerouac, H.S.Thompson, Steinbeck, Bill Bryson, Spike Walker

Heroes:

Colin Michael Donnelly
8/19/83 - 4/9/06

My best friend. My little brother. Ill miss you more than anything.
"May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields,
Untill we meet again,
May god hold you in the palm of his hand."
Rest well Colin. Till we meet again, I love you man.

My Blog

Meet the locals.

View from the appartment. Posted by ERIK on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:15:00 PST

Craigslist!!!

So I've been searching for a job on craigslist.com and I must say there are tons of great jobs on there....
Posted by ERIK on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

guy in the pirate suit by Walmart with the sign...

...awesome job bro. keep up the good work.
Posted by ERIK on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:44:00 PST

Guns vs Women

Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women .10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. .9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. .8. If you adm...
Posted by ERIK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dreams... ahhh

Last night i had the most vivid dream. I was walking up my road to my house and noticed shit scatered all over my yard. The windows were open and shit and no one was home. I knew instantly that it was...
Posted by ERIK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Porta-potty graffiti...

IT FUCKIN RULES!!! I thrive on writing the most disturbing things and the awfull pictures on the wall. Stratigicly place at eye level above the urnal and on the door. I can just imagine the next dude ...
Posted by ERIK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a hotel in Victoria, BC

Last night I was in Victoria, British Columbia, staying in a hotel with two friends. Apparently in the middle of the night is screamed "CRAZY SHIT!" and some other mumblings and started moving all ove...
Posted by ERIK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Canadian TV...

FUCKIN RAD!!! Episodes of Kids In The Hall not seen on American TV and after 10pm, porn!! Softcore! on regular cable!! Last night i watched this crazy movie that was a comedy but it was all crazy fuck...
Posted by ERIK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Monday and the cops

I got pulled over yesterday in the work truck cause i cut a cop off and failed to use my signal. fuckin cock sucker! It probably didnt help that I was talking on the phone and trying to shift while dr...
Posted by ERIK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST