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invincible is an understatement

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Online Status Icons my name is Barrett and i am awesome!! i play football at ooltewah. i kick babies and eat them on whole wheat bread because i can. thats all i want to say right now. bye then
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Name: Barrett Kieth Williams
Birthday: dec. 15, 1987
Birthplace: chattanooga
Current Location: in a chair
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: natural- brown i have a blonde mohawk
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: ummmm
The Shoes You Wore Today: sum new balance crap
Your Weakness: girls
Your Fears: spiders and rejection
Your Perfect Pizza: tons of mushrooms and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to break someone in half during a football game
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: awesome
Thoughts First Waking Up: HOLY CRAP WHERE AM I!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my abs prolly
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like sleepy time has arrived
Your Most Missed Memory: preschool
Pepsi or Coke: gatoraide
MacDonalds or Burger King: micky deez
Single or Group Dates: either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: its brisk baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: cigars occasionaly
Do you Swear: nope
Do you Sing: lol to my self
Do you Shower Daily: yup yup
Have you Been in Love: i think so
Do you want to go to College: heck yes
Do you want to get Married: i do
Do you belive in yourself: most of tha time
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: thats what they tell me
Are you a Health Freak: not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: i do
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: um no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: cigar ( a fat cuban)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i work in tha mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes salmon roll
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: lol me, dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lol, maybe
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: prolly
Ever been Drunk: maybe
Ever been called a Tease: nope if i say ill do it ill do it
Ever been Beaten up: no one makes me bleed my own blood
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: very bloody and cool
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a forensic pathologist
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: both is cool as long as tha girl looks good
Height: dont matter to me
Weight: depends on tha height
Best Clothing Style: if ure comfortable, u look good
Number of Drugs I have taken: one
Number of CDs I own: i'd say 50
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not many, but they r there
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You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
What piercing are you?

Lip
You're not one of the popular kids, but who cares? you like it that way. you would rather die than be part of their crowd. you may doubt yourself at times but you know you're cool!
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How well do you handle pain?

You're up for a brutal beating
You can pretty much be murdered. Your used to pain by now, and love to hurt yourself. But your not too far from death.
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What kinda partier are you? (funny ass pics)

Hard-core partier
You are one crazy mother fucker when it comes to partying. I salute you my friend. You love to get crazy and let everyone know about it. You've probally had a few run in's with the police, but fuck it, you were having fun.
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My Interests

music, sports, food, death, lol im not a freak, girls, lots of other stuff that totally rocks!!
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I'd like to meet:

bruce lee, but he's dead. so prolly ummmmmmm i dot even know.
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? gatorade
Color ? black and red
Food ? sushi
Item of clothing ? shirt
Meal of the day ? dinner no doubt
Feature on yourself ? my hair lol
Quality in a guy/girl ? personallity, and legs (long tan legs)
Phrase ? holy crap
Song ? there r so many
Musical Artist/Band ? iced earth
Sport ? FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
Movie ? sin city
TV Show ? csi
Radio Station ? rock 105
Type of Chocolate ? dark truffle
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? cat named bow
Have any piercings ? nope
Have any tatoos ? nope not yet
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend nope
Gone skinny dipping ? lol maybe
Been to Europe ? nope
Been to an island ? yes many
Had stitches ? u cant hurt me
Broken any bones ? again u cant hurt me (my finger)
Been stabbed/shot ? shot by a paintball, airsoft gun, firework, stabbed by a fork, scissors, pencil.
Slept until after 12:00 ? lol yeah
Stayed up all night ? yup did it bout a month ago
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yeah
Turned down a dare ? no f'n way
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? i dont even know
Is the prettiest ? cant say
Is the most handsom ? im not gay
Is the loudest ? tha greek
Is the craziest ? me
Is the most shy ? idk
Is the most loving ? errbody luvs me
Is the most understanding ? fatboy
Is the most boring ? i dont like boring people
Is the richest ? levi
Is the most athletic ? K B
Is the most cocky ? landrum (u my bitch)
Is the most wordly/cultured ? whats that mean lol
Do you look up to the most ? im short i look up to a lot of my friends
Do you tell everything to ? my nigga
Has the best clothes ? drake
Has the best house ? kris
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? sounds good
Kiss someone of the same sex ? heck no
Cheat on someone you love ? no way
Run away from home ? lol if i was feeling adventurous
Lie to your parents ? lol i have b4
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? i dont think i would
Lie to your best friend ? my best friend i shouldnt have to lie to them
Give a homeless person money ? i'd give em food
Run from the police ? if i could get away
Bungee jump ? i would luv too!!!
Sky dive ? i would luv that even more!!!
Cross dress ? for a joke
Be an exotic dancer ? no
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? i have b4
Scuba dive ? i wish i was certified
Go rock climbing ? i do
Go spulunking (caving) ? i do that too
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? blonde white boy
Bologna ? that oscar meyer
Hott ? girls
Orange ? juice
Real world ? crappy show
Jack ? u dont know
Cucumber ? lol josh hayes
Hip-Hop ? da club
Uniform ? football
UniCORN ! ? horny horse
Rainbow ? mertle beach
Clown ? punch in tha face

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For you, life is one big dare.
And you're all in for any adventure.
Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.
You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself! How Daring Are You?

Music:

2pac, 3 inches of blood, a new found glory,a perfect circle, ace troubleshooter,after forever, as cities burn, at all cost, agothodaimon, agnostic front, alien ant farm, the all-american rejects, American headcharge, anthrax, arch enemy, armor for sleep, atreyu, balzac, behemoth, ben folds five, bleeding kansas, blindside, blink 182, bloodbath, bloodsimple, becoming the archetype, bob marley, borknagar, bright eyes, bublefoot, burnthe8track, bush, busta rhymes, boy sets fire, boy hits car, black my heart caliban, cheap sex, chevelle, chimaira,coal chamber, COHEED AND CAMBRIA, collective soul, cradle of filth, crash kelly, crossfade, crystal ball, croatan, d12, damn yankees, dark new day, dark tranquility, darkane, dashboard confessional, day of fire, death angel,death cab for cutie, decyfer down, deftones, dem franchise boys, destruction,devilunside, dew scented, diabolic, die apokalyptica, diecast,dimmu borgir, disciple, dishwalla, disturbed, drain sth,dream evil, the dresden dolls, DVDA, the early november, eighteen visions, electric six, embrace, eminem, enforsaken, europe,exodus, eyes of fire, fall out boy, far from heroes, flyleaf, foo fighters, from autumn to ashes, further seemes forever, the gathering, ghetto boys, glass casket, god forbid, godflesh goo goo dolls, grave digger, grip inc., gwar, haste, hatebreed, the haunted, hawthorne heights, heaven shall burn, the hellacopters, hoobastank, hopesfall, hypocrisy, ICED EARTH!, immolation, immortal, impaled, IN FLAMES!!, incantation, internal bleeding, into eternity, IRON MAIDEN!, jewel, jimmy eat world, johnny cash, killswitch engage, kittie, krisiun, lacuna coil, lamb of god, led zeplin, leftover crack, lemon demon, less than jake, lil jon & the east side boys, live, lords of acid, lovedrug, loverboy, lullacry, malevolent creation, manowar, megadeath, meshuggah, michael bolton, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE!!!!, mnemic, moonspell, motley crue, motorhead, mudvayne, MCR, narcissus, nelly furtardo, nevermore, nightrage, nightwish, no one, no return, nonpoint, nothingface, opeth, orange 9mm, orphaned land, outerstar, outspoken, paranoid, peaches, presedents of the united states, primal fear, primer 55, prince, the prodigy, pussycat dolls, queen, radiation 4, rage against the machine, raise hell, rammstein, ramones, rancid, raunchy, red animal war, reel big fish, rob zombie, dio, seal, SENSES FAIL, sevendust, seventh day slumber, shodows fall, she wants revenge, showbread, silverchar, SILVERSTEIN, simple minds, simple plan, sinergy,sinner, skid row, skillet, skinlab, SLAYER, slipknot, smashing pumpins, snow patrol, soilwork, something corporate, soulfly, spice girls, spineshank, stabbing westward, stampin ground, the starting line, still remains, story of the year, stratovarious, symphony x, system of a down, taproot, therion, third eye blind, three days grace, thunderstone, tidfall, time of need, underoath, unearth, vanilla ice, videodrone, warrant, watch them die, wheatus, ZAO, zladko, and many more!!!!

Movies:

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS!! snakes on a plane, the goonies, equalibrium, the matrix series, silent hill, both resident evils, the protector, jackie chan flicks, ong bock, jet lee flicks, scarface,snatch, blow, pulp fiction, evil dead 1 & 2, army of darkness, purple rain, clerks, jay and silent bob movies, and a shit ton more.

Television:

i dont watch a lot of tv, but when i do its usually sitcoms, csi, or shows like family guy.

Books:

the halo series, ummmmm porn(i read the articles, seriously!!)nothing much else really. lol

Heroes:

Tony Jaa!!! Bruce Lee!!! Green Lantern!!!! The Flash!!! everyone that totally rocks basicly!!

My Blog

poor big blue...... i miss u already.

i got in a bad wreck yesterday on my way to work. i was traveling on the north terrace. i got cought at the light right before moore road. a mountaineer was the vehicle in front of me. we start moving...
Posted by invincible is an understatement on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST

surprised im not dead............ lol no im not, im invincible (what was i thinking) dumbass

one night at the apartment, ummmm there might have been a brand new beer bong and i might have used it a lil bit. ummmm i get home and the fun begins, here is the story of the frying pan incident........
Posted by invincible is an understatement on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST

i felt like doing something stupid so i did.....

      ok, this is my lower back on my right side, and here is his story.........   ok, i got to my apartment from work at wal-mart at around 1130 and my friends were ther...
Posted by invincible is an understatement on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:00:00 PST

the first game....

last night was friday, and everyone knows that on friday nights, Ooltewah's football team takes the field and totally whoops the crap out of any other football team that wants some. this wee...
Posted by invincible is an understatement on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 10:06:00 PST

all shall know.....

i just thought that people should know the meanings of some words. the first of which would be popo, popo is not just a cool word for the police, it means penis in german i think, but i don know ...
Posted by invincible is an understatement on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:20:00 PST

the tazer!!!!

last night, at dairy queen, i was with some friends and one of them came to me and asked, " hey, barrett u wanna shock ureself with a tazer??" so naturally i said yes. it was a 150,000 volt tazer. i s...
Posted by invincible is an understatement on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lending my truck....

yesterday my friend blaine needed my truck to move some boxes, because he is moving into a new house. i let him use it and in return he let me drive his trooper around, it was awesome, that thing can ...
Posted by invincible is an understatement on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the fight!!

last night, after football practice, about 14 of us went to circuit city to meet up with some other guys. when we all got there and assembled our gang, we headed over to the hobby lobby parking lot, w...
Posted by invincible is an understatement on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my mohawk....

i've been growing my mohawk for 8 months now and its pretty long. most of the time its just a normal blonde, but sometimes i change the color of my mohawk. its been pink, blue, red, black, silver, gre...
Posted by invincible is an understatement on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST