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About Me

Vaguely human. Have cats (it's not like some Brigitte Bardot situation though). Take photos. Play in Black Ramps. Got amazing wife. Am usually wired for sound.ModMySpace Profile Customizer

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A lot of people make me awestruck but only cos I'm easily fooled.In reality, 90% of them would turn out to be cocks.

My Blog

Ain't nature purdy

Last night Mrs Beard spotted a bee spark out on a bit of lavender. Guess it couldn't be arsed to get off home or didn't have enough for a taxi. Hey, we've all been there.So anyhoo I took a couple of s...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:52:00 GMT

Piss your life away online

I recently found this massive blog site -  Boing Boing.It's been going for a few years and with a few contributors they post stuff every day. Incredible films of random stuff, great artists making cit...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:28:00 GMT

More fantastic inventions

Man 1: 'So they're shoes with holes in. And they're plastic.'Man at patent office: 'Sorry I thought you said shoes with holes in!'Man 1: 'I did.'Man at patent office: 'What use is that if it rains? An...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:49:00 GMT

Happiness is a raw fuzz - new photos up

Last month me and Mrs Beard got the sheer pleasure of The Smoking Hearts and Freak 4 on the same bill. The place was more rammed than a number of rams crammed in a caravan. There was full on rock n ro...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 04:05:00 GMT

Jade The Musical - discuss *@!"

...ok.For more proof that the world has gone fucking mental this one has just come to my attention.How about 'Jade, the circus freakshow'. Far more appropriate.How about if everyone stops wasting thei...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:43:00 GMT

Stuff you should get your ears wrapped around

Todd: 'Purity Pledge' Got this the other day. It's a steamroller of an album. Probably closest to Unitus with a monstrous rhythm section in a slight Stooges style. Basically one to flatten folk wit...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:29:00 GMT

NON NEWSFLASH - Jade's dead, finally

Hurrah, she took her time but now she's corked it.Actually, bearing in mind the giant publicity stunt that this has been, she'll probably be mysteriously back from the dead next week. Max Clifford mus...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:07:00 GMT

It's the future...just call me Old Mother Shipton

Hey kids, I've just heard about this new thing. It's called 'Actual Reality'.Basically, it involves interacting with people, in real time. You can choose how to live your life, also in real time,There...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:37:00 GMT

Friday on my mind - musically

ah, that old familiar friday office-to-myself thing again.So, to share with you, it's currently pulsating to the following charming racket: The Fall-Complete Peel Sessions '78-'04It's a hefty one but...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:57:00 GMT

RIP Lux

I only just found out the other day that Lux Interior has died.So that's quite shit really. He was 62 and though it's surprising he made it that far, the world will be a fairly black and white place w...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:26:00 GMT