Been taking photos for years now, started at college a couple of year ago learning all the geek stuff you need to know about photo shoots and magazines. Also learning how to use Photoshop, I'm gettin pretty good to. Lookin' for models to pose for me but each time I point a camera at one for my friends it's like showing a cross to Dracula. Which reminds me I really must put some of my picture on line one of these day.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Count Benjamin DeLoco III
Birthday: The same as my date of birth
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Up a creek without a paddle
Eye Color: blood-shot
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: somethings I can do with both ; )
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse mainly, steel toe cap now
Your Weakness: Food, beer, sex and foodybeersex
Your Fears: The easter bunny
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Who cares
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: TTFN
Thoughts First Waking Up: What I was drinking last night
Your Best Physical Feature: Wang... not really! too modest to say
Your Bedtime: What ever I want
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: I love the Coke, sprites good to
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC Zinger tower
Single or Group Dates: Two's company, three's fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What the fuck is Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Banana
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso
Do you Smoke: From the ears when I'm thinking too hard
Do you Swear: Not a fuckin bit of it, what an asshole question
Do you Sing: Nope
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: Do sports cars count?
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: You've got to bagsie her if she's a keeper
Do you belive in yourself: I'm not sure
Do you think you are Attractive: Compared to what
Are you a Health Freak: health freak.. well your half right
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: There cool
Do you play an Instrument: used to play guitar don't get the time now
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking now
In the past month have you Smoked: only the front wheels on my Coop
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Paracetamol and Zopiclone what a hard man
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'm more a jaffa cakes sort of guy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not this month
In the past month have you been on Stage: I was photographing a band
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In November are you insane, freeze me bollocks off
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The hearts of a few ladies (I'm a shitty liar)
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk now
Ever been called a Tease: I've been called a prick does that count
Ever been Beaten up: Does spanking count?
Ever Shoplifted: Never been strong enough
How do you want to Die: .45 Double Lobotomy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hugh Hefner (The spawny bastard)
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Yes there eyes need a colour
Favourite Hair Color: Red (Dark hairs sexy to)
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: As long as her feet touch the ground
Weight: Not too much weight
Best Clothing Style: I don't think clothes are who you are.
Number of Drugs I have taken: including Alcohol, caffine, Nytol, Zopiclone, Prozac, Love(who wrote that song love is a drug... clearly a jerk)....
Number of CDs I own: I'm more a DVD man
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Including this survey?
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