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About Me


HEY! IM JO, JOJO, JEJE..WHATEVER.I WAS BORN IN NEW ZEALAND AND GREW UP IN AUSTRALIA AND NOW I LIVE IN THE U.S IM NOT AUSTRALIAN, BUT AUSTRALIA IS MY HOME.ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN'T SEEM TO GET IT RIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT A BAD THING..AUSSIES ROCK!!HERE'S A BIT ABOUT MYSELF,&& YES I MAY SOUND LIKE A "yea" lol BUT REALLY, I AM A PRETTY SWEET CHICK! I JUST WANT TO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ON A FEW THINGS IS ALL=)SOOoO..~ERE WE GO~I DONT LIKE DRAMA AND GOSSIP SO PLEASE..PISS OFFIF YOU MUST RUN YOUR MOUTH, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR TONGUE RIPPED OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND YOUR LIPS CUT OFF WITH SOME SCISSORS.IF YOU MUST HAVE DRAMA GO TO DRAMA SCHOOL AND GET PAID FOR IT.I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT TO GUYS AND GIRLS WHO OPEN THEIR LEGS "ALOT" AND GIVE IT AWAY FOR FREE.I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT GANGSTA. I WILL LEAVE THAT FOR SNOOP DOGG & ICE CUBE & THE OTHER REAL GANGSTAS. IM NOT GOING TO TALK ALL GANGSTA AND MAKE LIKE I CAN'T SPELL OR SPEAK PROPERLY, FUUUCK YOU ON THAT ONE! IF YOU WANT TO LOOK STUPID THEN THAT'S YOUR THING NOT MINE. MIND YOU, IF YOU REALLY CANT SPELL THEN I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT =)IF WE'RE FRIENDS THEN THAT'S WHAT WE ARE "FRIENDS" IM NOT A BANK OR A *TAXI*..*UNLESS IT'S A PARTY OR SOMETHING & I'M GOING THERE ANYWAY* LOL DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER, KARMA'S A BITCH.DON'T GIVE ME SAD STORIES THAT'S WHAT A BOOK IS FOR.PLUS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEEN AN "ACTUAL SAD STORY" & AN "EVERYONE TRIED TO HELP ME BUT I KEPT GIVING IT TO THEM UP THE ARSE" SAD STORY.I WILL ONLY BE HONEST WITH YOU!!DO NOT ASSUME "ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS!" ASK ME YOURSELF, I WILL TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE IF IT IS OR IS NOT.{OR IF YOU PREFER TO BE A CHICKEN SHIT AND TEXT ME INSTEAD, I WILL DO IT THAT WAY TOO.} BUT I'LL SEE YOU AROUND SOMEWHERE AND I'LL STILL GET TO SAY IT TO YOUR FACE.BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT ME IS MY FAMILY =) THEY ARE MY WORLD.. AND EVERYONE I KNOW FEELS THE SAME WAY, IF YOU MESS WITH THE MOST PRECIOUS THINGS IN YOUR LIFE YOU ARE GOING TO RETALIATE.SO BASICALLY, IF YOU MESS WITH MY FAMILY I "WILL" HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE PIG YOU ARE AND I ASSURE YOU, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU HURT (UNLESS OF COURSE, SOMEONE ELSE IN THE FAMILY GETS A HOLD OF YOU FIRST)HEHE. THEN SECOND WILL HAVE TO DO.

My Interests

*MY GUITAR,VIOLIN,PIANO..BASICALLY MY INSTRUMENTS. *PARTYING, NATURALLY IM GONNA SAY THAT. *SNOWBOARDING *SKIING *TRAVELLING, LOVE IT *MARTIAL ARTS *TECHNOLOGY *CARS,OLD MAINLY..GOT THAT FROM MY DAD. *PS3..GAME ON!!*FISHING*PAINTING *KARAOKE LOL(WILL DO MORE LATER) *BLADES "KNIVES + SWORDS + DAGGERS" ETC: *BLADING "SKATES" BUT BLADES EH Lol *SHOPPING *I LOVE RIBBONS & CLIPS *IM DEF A LIP GLOSS GIRL Im a Chef so yea..That Rocks! too

I'd like to meet:

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I WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE TEA PARTY WITH ALL OF THESE PEOPLE.GENGHIS KHAN,JIMI HENDRIX,NOSTRADAMUS, MY GRANDPARENTS,SOCRATES,BEETHOVEN,VINCENT VAN GOGH, ALBERT EINSTEIN, ARCHIMEDES,NEFERTITI,TUTANKHAMUN,CLEOPATRA,WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE,STEPHEN KING,ARIEL SHARON,BRUCE LEE,AL PACINO,BOB MARLEY,PYTHAGORUS,ACHILLES,EVERYONE THAT PERFORMED AT WOODSTOCK,QIN SHI HUANGDI,ZIYI ZHANG,BOLO YEUNG,JACKIE CHAN,THOMAS/TOMMY CHONG,CHEECH MARINMOVE ALL HTML CODES (IMAGES/WIDGETS/SLIDESHOWS/VIDEOS) BELOW THIS CODE
Stickmen on crack 3
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I'M THE TURTLE..OK, AND THE COW LOLL okok and the GUMMYBEAR!

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Music:

REGGAE, METAL, TECHNO, CLASSICAL, RNB, JAZZ..BASICALLY EVERYTHING, I HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING INTO COUNTRY BUT I TRY, REALLY REALLY HARD I TRY. OH YES..JUST BECAUSE I LOVE BOB MARLEYS MUSIC AND CHEECH AND CHONG MOVIES DOES NOT MEAN I SMOKE GHANJA..IF YOU KNEW ABOUT CHEECH AND CHONG THEN YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER AND BOB MARLEY REPRESENTS MORE THAN JUST WEED. "IDIOTS"

Movies:

I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY I AM A MOVIE GOER, I LOVE MOVIES MORE SO THAN TELEVISION.*SAW I II III & IV *LORD OF THE RINGS ALL OF THEM *MATRIX ALL OF THOSE TOO *CHEECH AND CHONG.. ALL OF THOSE ASWELL *NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET && THESE *ALIEN.. ALL OF THEM BABYS! *ONCE WERE WARRIORS *STAR WARS (THE FIRST ONES ROCK!) *JEWEL OF THE NILE *BIRD ON A WIRE *BRAVEHEART..OF COURSE! *OVERBOARD *BLUES BROTHERS *DOWN PERISCOPE *DAMIEN THE OMEN ~THE OLDIES~ *SCARFACE! "ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD ARE MY BALLS AND MY WORD..AND I DON'T BREAK EM FOR NOBODY!" *MOVIES LIKE NAKED GUN 33 1/3 && SCARY MOVIE, BALLS OF FURY..THOSE KIND OF ONES.I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO HAVE A LAUGH "EVERYDAY"OH YEA, SCI-FI LOOKING ONES, WITH CRAZY ASS GRAPHICS! AND FX. I WANT TO GO SEE JUMPER WHEN THAT COMES OUT TOO..WHO'S COMIN WITH?*SHAKING FIST* COME WITH ME DAMN YOU! GRR RAWR GRR

Television:

*ADULTSWIM*FAMILY GUY ROCKS! AMERICAN DAD! STARGATE..CHEA ..LOL FREAKY STUFF LIKE UM, SCI-FI CHANNEL ETC:

Books:

THE BEST POET WROTE THESE. HE'S ON MY TOP LIST "OLDGENTLOVECRAFT" I SUGGEST YOU CHECK OUT HIS WORK."SERPENT KING" He scoops out your eyes so you cannot see, scrapes of the buds so you taste only memory. Devotion is a killer. Take the hand that leads the lonely,place trust in one for whom love and abuse are synonymous. A whipping post, and inanimate object to release the anger. Broken, you cry on the floor. With forked tongue he licks the earlobes,regurgitating the sweet poison into your brain again. Like a dog you crawl back to the master. Bloody knees and broken teeth. Ignorance is bruised and busted bliss. ~RYAN COBY~"SHE SLAYS" A thousand chances present themselves,and each one is chained by restraint. An embrace turns into an opportunity to feel the curvature ofher body pressed tight against my own,the smell of her skin inviting enough. I dream of things obscene. The tips of her fingers play a crescendo of pleasure upon my flesh. The stroke of an arm warm and electric. Skinflicks in my mind flash like snapshots. We sweat and bite and pull and push,slick and exhausted from our desires. Stay inside for one more time. In the end she'll break me of many things.~Ryan Coby~

Heroes:

THE AUSTRALIAN AND NEW ZEALAND ARMY CORPS! LOVE EM TAH BITZ!

My Blog

For Fuck Sake

Ok ..here we go, I'm tired of people and their miserable shit. If He/She doesnt like you, cheated on you, dissed you and all that other crap Fuck em off..They are obviously no good for you..Go ge...
Posted by ~SkitznOvaNuthin~ on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:40:00 PST

300 Movie & A numb arse lol

Went to see the 300 Movie tonight...HOT BUFFED MEN SCARED OF NOTHING!!...TAKING ON THE WORLD!!....mm mmm mmm.....Wonder if I can put my hubz in a Cape and Metal helmet & get the same effect? lmao....
Posted by ~SkitznOvaNuthin~ on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST

My Crazy New Obsession

I am obsessed with Tide simple pleasures Vanilla & Lavender it's seriously warped lol I literally Attatch myself to my husband when he puts a shirt on and just cant seem to stop smelling him, its te...
Posted by ~SkitznOvaNuthin~ on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:07:00 PST