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How can I put this.....I'm kind of a big deal....People know me. I've been a drummist for 25 years + and have a drumstick endorsment, because I kick so much ass. I'm extremely good looking, and humble. I like mountain biking, snowboarding and lifting heavy things. I also host a folk music karaoke show called "Go Folk Yourself", and I think that a harmonica sounds like beating a sack of kittens with a bagpipe. I would probably be a weatherman today if my dad wasn't hard of hearing when I was a kid. When he asked me what I wanted to do when I grew up, i said "meteorologist". He mis-understood and took me to meet a urologist. I've done some inventing. Everyone has heard of the spork....the combination spoon-fork. Well, I invented my own hybrid silverware. I call it "The Spife". Test marketing was a bloodbath. I also invented a weight loss patch. It goes over your mouth. I'm working on a birth control patch. Lastly, I'm in the running for the Nobel Peace Prize for discovering why people stutter. My research uncovered the fact that when babies are born, they are put in a maternity ward and soft music is played so they will sleep. Every once in a while the cd will skip and the entire batch of babies will stutter.