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I have a local tattoo and piercing establishment far away from civilisation as you know it, up in them thar thar thar hills...
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Sea farers. Locals. People who drink too much beer. People who drink too much anything.

My Blog

Why are all boat yards run by robbing bastards?

As the title enquires, why indeed are all boat yards run by robbing bastards? Firstly we have the butt holes who sold us our boat and lied that a competent survey and engine service had been completed...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:00:00 GMT

All Brummed Out

I am fed up with Brum now and want to go back to Furness Vasey.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:42:00 GMT

Brumwards Bound

Hurrah!! We are off to Bummingham for the Brum Retro this weekend and i can hardly wait. As entertainment up here is somewhat limited to local, seasonal activities, opportunities to go out on the razz...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:42:00 GMT

Kitten Farm and Keep Fit

We have joined a very local gym in them there hills and are getting dead fit in time for all those Xmas piss ups and prawn rings. Also, i need to ensure that i fit into my Minnie Mouse costume for the...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:09:00 GMT

Toilet Training

Hurrah. The kittens have toilet trained themselves. how cute! Also two have found good local homes, meaning i'm only going to have to keep three and mummy cat by the looks of things. I am trying to ma...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:32:00 GMT

Fringe Benefits

After many months of uuming and aahing i have finally had a fringe cut, to keep out the winter chills more than anything. How weird. I can't get used to me with no forehead and keep getting caught che...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:14:00 GMT

Little Wieners

Bede has had five pure black babies, close enough to Halloween for them to be witches' kittens. Although at the mo they look more like helmet heads, hence their collective name, The Helmets (''Tubbs?!...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:33:00 GMT

More Seamen Ahoy

It's been a long time since i man handled technology, but have finally gotten access to tinter. Life on Das Boot is just peachy - we are currently between Brummy land and Worcester most of the time, d...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:01:00 GMT

Das Boot

Das boot das boot das boot. I love my das boot. Hurrah freedom at last. Goodbye land dwelling boredom and hello to the fine scent of nautical goings on. It is all so exciting. I have my own portholes....
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Seamen Ahoy!

... my favorite phrase, and one i hope to be using many times in the forthcoming months (until i'm barred from the great British waterways for sexual harrassment of bearded, cod worrying gents). My go...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:48:00 GMT